As i was skimming through pics on here one night i kinda picked up on a trend of the classic "through the zipper" shots in jeans..... and i thought.... if i pull it through, you can't see my tree trunk legs so my tool looks heavy as hell.....now as unamerican as it sounds, i own not one pair of jeans. as soon as i found time i dropped into the goodwill down the street and snagged a pair. i chubbed it up and did some grooming and i got 2 simi's a bulge and after (seriously) 15 tries i got a 2 hander shot..... forgive the screen door quality, all i had ATM was my sidekick with a 1.7 mp.... but you get the idea