The Bullshit Constant

[LaurenceO]

...we've had a number of totally incomprehensible, rambling, pointless posts by people who are clearly - and genuinely - impressed by themselves, even if nobody else is.

Yeah, I was kind of quietly annoyed; overlooking, or writing around some of that 'conceit' as you put it, along with the stuff described in your quote. But, then when I was reading some of my own crap I was thinking I probably come off the same way. Makes sense though for a site like this. What do they say about the genitalia and the asshole being right next to one another.

 

[jeff black]

And I'm sure you'll let me know if this thread is bullshit, too.

Bullshit walks, my friend. I hear it talks as well.....

As you know, Rob. Threads seem to get really good and then drop in interest. A month ago, we had a surge of " Is my dick big enough at 12 inches?"

This to, shall pass.

 

[B_big dirigible]

But, then when I was reading some of my own crap I was thinking I probably come off the same way.

Well, "some" is natural. It's when they hit 100% that we know we're dealing with real talent.

 

[rawbone8]

The typically obvious ones get tagged in my mind and written off. Dismay increases as they gain cred from others. Galleries of pin-up models that are too good to be true fall into this category, for example.

The familiar but "iffy" posters who hang around and become part of the scenery get a bullshit co-efficient attached in my mind. Such as divide by "y" or multiply by "x".

Like high school, if I remember correctly.

 

[Matthew]

<zing set up>

You play a good straight man, spiker. :wink:

 

[BigA]

The internet runs on bullshit the way pro sports runs on racism.

i don't understand why you say this.

 

[snoozan]

I just try to avoid the circumcision threads so I don't start foaming at the mouth.

 

[Lordpendragon]

Horse Shit is more steamy, but then it doesn't splatter around so much.

Are you looking for a sort of Beaufort scale for shit, Rob - maybe a BS1 through BS10.

 

[rob_just_rob]

i don't understand why you say this.

What part don't you understand?

 

[rob_just_rob]

Horse Shit is more steamy, but then it doesn't splatter around so much.

Are you looking for a sort of Beaufort scale for shit, Rob - maybe a BS1 through BS10.

The problem with the Beaufort scale is that it is arithmetic (IIRC). I think we need a logarithmic scale, otherwise the most egregious bullshit will fall off the end of the scale.

 

[Lordpendragon]

The problem with the Beaufort scale is that it is arithmetic (IIRC). I think we need a logarithmic scale, otherwise the most egregious bullshit will fall off the end of the scale.

Then we can use dBs - 80dBs being an acceptable level and 140dBs being intolerable. Where do you think we are now?

 

[rob_just_rob]

Then we can use dBs - 80dBs being an acceptable level and 140dBs being intolerable. Where do you think we are now?

Probably about 95-105. I can handle 100 in a club or at a concert for an hour or two, but then I get a headache and want to leave. That's about the same amount of time I can comfortably spend here, at the moment.

 

[tripod]

I check the site about every other day to see if there is a thread that looks interesting enougfh to post into. either the thread was kind of interesting and the members who posted in it were almost brain dead or the thread was a joke. I'm sure I have missed some real good shit in the past couple of months, but I can't for the life of me find threads that are thoughtful and engaging. Most of the newer members have nothing original to say or are spammers in disguise. I refuse to give up on the lpsg, and will try and force myself to post on atleast something every now and then...

I'm not complaining, I am just making an observation... plus, there are enough punks and smart asses on this site to piss me off on a regular basis, and who needs that kind of stress? Yes, the bullshit is so high, it's hard to see over it! If I see another f*****g thread involving the GD insane cock brothers or other guys with dildos attached to their body, I wIll put my head through the wall! And this Cheyenne chick better watch her spammer step... you guys are WAY too horny sometimes... golly!!!!!!!!

 

[D_Sheffield Thongbynder]

I check the site about every other day to see if there is a thread that looks interesting enougfh to post into. either the thread was kind of interesting and the members who posted in it were almost brain dead or the thread was a joke. I'm sure I have missed some real good shit in the past couple of months, but I can't for the life of me find threads that are thoughtful and engaging. Most of the newer members have nothing original to say or are spammers in disguise. I refuse to give up on the lpsg, and will try and force myself to post on atleast something every now and then...

I'm not complaining, I am just making an observation... plus, there are enough punks and smart asses on this site to piss me off on a regular basis, and who needs that kind of stress? Yes, the bullshit is so high, it's hard to see over it! If I see another f*****g thread involving the GD insane cock brothers or other guys with dildos attached to their body, I wIll put my head through the wall! And this Cheyenne chick better watch her spammer step... you guys are WAY too horny sometimes... golly!!!!!!!!

Good to see you back posting even if you're just venting, Tripod.:smile: John

 

[Lex]

This to, shall pass.

Yup--As soon as all classes have started again in 2007.

This is the time of year when my ignore list gets VERY long.

Good to see you back posting even if you're just venting, Tripod.:smile: John

Agreed.

 

[Matthew]

Yeah, it probably is a winter break thing. Happened last year at this time too.

I have definitely noticed a jump in the fake cock pics. It's so funny that people think they're going to get that shit past us. I guess I'm the last person here to realize that some people have a fetish about freakishly large (as in 18", etc.) cocks that requires them to maintain that such really do exist. Well, that's a really groovy fetish, but don't expect the rest of us to play along. If your feelings get hurt because somebody calls out your outlandishly ridiculous photoshopped pic, you're on the wrong website.

 

[joyboytoy79]

Yeah, it probably is a winter break thing. Happened last year at this time too.

I have definitely noticed a jump in the fake cock pics. It's so funny that people think they're going to get that shit past us. I guess I'm the last person here to realize that some people have a fetish about freakishly large (as in 18", etc.) cocks that requires them to maintain that such really do exist. Well, that's a really groovy fetish, but don't expect the rest of us to play along. If your feelings get hurt because somebody calls out your outlandishly ridiculous photoshopped pic, you're on the wrong website.

Wait... are you saying that 18 inch cocks really DON'T exist?!?!?! OMFG, my world is collapsing! How can you DO this to ME?!?!

*weeps*

 

[agnslz]

Good to see you back posting even if you're just venting, Tripod.:smile: John

Since this sentiment has already been seconded by Lex, I'll just say ditto! Just yesterday, I was wondering where Tripod was. I hadn't seen a post from him since November. Good to know you're still here, Tripod!:smile:

 

[D_alex8]

The fake women used to be much more realistic too.

Right now you can positively smell the testosterone coming off them.

 

[snoozan]

The fake women used to be much more realistic too.

Right now you can positively smell the testosterone coming off them.

Shit, does that mean I forgot to take my androgen-blocker pills again?

*strokes her beard in contemplation*