The Bush Administration Big Dick Contest

Discussion in 'Celebrity Endowments' started by jackjack, Apr 25, 2006.

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Who's got the biggest penis?

  1. George W. Bush

    62 vote(s)
    14.5%
  2. Dick Cheney

    95 vote(s)
    22.1%
  3. Condoleezza Rice

    272 vote(s)
    63.4%
  1. jackjack

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    This is a play on "The Pretty Boy Big Dick Contest" thread set to the players in the Bush Administration.

    Who's got the biggest wanker?

    George W. Bush
    Dick Cheney
    Condoleezza Rice
     
  2. Matthew

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    There's really no contest here. LOL!
     
  3. jacob_6000

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    Yea no question here, Condi is hung like a donkey!
     
  4. dems08

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    LMAO!! Condi by a mile!
     
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    See I was gonna say Bush actually. The guy walks around with an arrogance and a "cock of the walk" attitude. I bet he has a good ten inches in those pants.

    but we all know he is a power bottom to cheney.:rolleyes:
     
  6. dems08

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    I don't think George has a big penis...he just is a big penis.
     
  7. Gisella

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    (With all due respect Mr.Vice Pres.....:sorry:

    :cool: hmmmm in any case if there is a problem:

    Eu no hablo ingles e nem espanhol...iam totalmente inocente !!! :blindfold: )
     
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    Great thinking, dems08. I wish somebody would jerk off his balls! He's such a dumb fucker.
     
  9. dems08

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    Hey he's at 32% approval, only Nixon was ever lower. Like Bill Maher said "America is starting to understand that there is more to being president than just not getting blown!".
     
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    I came across this quote the other day: "Lets hope George gets a blowjob so he can be impeached!
     
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    I don't know who has the biggest dick, but I know that they are all total dicks.
     
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    Republicans are horrible in the sack. Just thought I would throw that out there.
     
  13. Onslow

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    Not entirely true--I was with a nice couple of bearish gentlemen from up in the Buffalo area last Friday (and part of Saturday) and they were actually much more enjoyable than anyone I'd been screwed by or screwed with in the past few months. The conversation veered over towards politics and the cuter guy asked me something to which I responded voicing my thoughts on the current admin (which I voted in, not once, but twice), Turns out these two are life long Republicans and for the record the lesser of the two (in terms of looks, although he was still more than do-able) was a rapid reloader:blowjob: which I have to admit made my mouth a bit sore and my throat quite happy. Both were anything other than horrible in the sack and this ain't just me trying to be nice. I don't do nice. So they were fun and sexually top notch--although that may have also been somehting to do with the unknown drug I got talked into trying out.(it was for a good cause--my sex life). The added pleasure came from--well let's just leave it as there was a great deal of pleasure all around (just wondering about this ring in my nipple):Thinkingof_: don't know when it arrived--time to hit those meetings again I suppose.
     
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    I should only speak to my own experience, and I will stand corrected. So let me rephrase. Republicans are assholes.
     
  15. Onslow

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    As are a few Democrats I've met over the years. Republicans also tend to have better balls.
     
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    Unless you bring up the topic of Vietnam and who went, then you find they have none. And I have perfect balls.
     
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    Jacob only in terms of the president, vice president, and the sec of defense and a few others who pushed for the Iraq war, but c'mon.
     
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    Okay I stand corrected for the second time. This is too serious anyway. Quick, somebody type Condi has a big penis!
     
  19. Matthew

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    This is one vote she's going to win in a landslide
     
  20. jacob_6000

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    In the Star Report Monica said "Bill's penis curves to one side". Is this why so many people said he was crooked?
     
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