The Bush Stamp

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The U.S. Postal Service created a stamp earlier this year with a picture of President Bush to honor his achievements while in office. However, it was found that in daily use the stamp was not sticking to envelopes at all.

So the President established a blue ribbon commission to determine the reason for such a defect. After a month's testing, the commission made the following findings:

1. The stamp was found to be in perfect order.

2. There was nothing wrong with the consistency of the applied adhesive.

3. People were just spitting on the wrong side.
 

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The movie "Dirty Rotten Scoundrels" has been made into a Broadway musical... opened this week.

John Lithgow stars, and has the pleasure of recounting the genetic defects of royalty (English royals, Hapsburgs... etc.) and finishes the segment with (to the best I can recall)

"The Bushes of Tex
were terrible wrecks
because their son was so dim...

(at this point the audience's applause stops the show... and Lithgow gestures for patience as he prepares to deliver the other side of his double-edged joke...)

... and look what happened to him!"


A GREAT show... does the movie proud!
 

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The U.S. Postal Service created a stamp earlier this year with a picture of President Bush to honor his achievements while in office. However, it was found that in daily use the stamp was not sticking to envelopes at all.

So the President established a blue ribbon commission to determine the reason for such a defect. After a month's testing, the commission made the following findings:

1. The stamp was found to be in perfect order.

2. There was nothing wrong with the consistency of the applied adhesive.

3. People were just spitting on the wrong side.
You know that was funny
 

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The U.S. Postal Service created a stamp earlier this year with a picture of President Bush to honor his achievements while in office. However, it was found that in daily use the stamp was not sticking to envelopes at all.

So the President established a blue ribbon commission to determine the reason for such a defect. After a month's testing, the commission made the following findings:

1. The stamp was found to be in perfect order.

2. There was nothing wrong with the consistency of the applied adhesive.

3. People were just spitting on the wrong side.