The case of the Sexual Fairs.

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  1. Imported

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    José Hernández: Did in the United States don't erotic fairs become in where there are competitions to see who of the participants has the longest penis, the heaviest penis, determining who shoot semen more far when masturbar themself and so foth??

    I believe that in this type of fairs (if is they exist) also are special room in where there are naked women and to who they are entering many men who have sexual relations with them there same in that room in where the other people can be shown and seen in situ the sexual act there...

    Why you do not try to bring this one type of sexual fairs to Venezuela??

    It would be very interesting and beside the point very exciting.

    Saludates,

    José Hernández.

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  2. Pecker

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    There's no business like show business.
     
  3. jonb

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    Um, no. Although we can all go into Venezuela and race up the Rio Negro in canoes paddling with our dicks.
     
  4. pony9a

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    ha ha ha!!!! jonb you crack me up......... :D
     
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    Yeah, it'd be interesting. I went to the state fair the other day.... :D

    Affairs... if I understand your meaning... sounds more like a combination of a traditional bachelor party and a jack off session. Well, 'there are more things in Heaven and Earth, Horatio than are dreamt of in your philosophy.'

    Mmmm.... Venezuelans :p
     
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    No, I think he's talking about something more like a sex olympics!
     
  7. B_RoysToy

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    Excuse me for saying so, ericbear, but it looks as if one might be going on in your shorts now! Your bulge is extraordinary, buddy, fill all our threads with your posts!

    Luke
     
  8. ericbear

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    Thanks (BLUSH)!

    Actually, there's nothing going on in there at the moment. It's more or less at rest, although I probably had a cock ring on for the photo. I wear those shorts when I take my weekend hikes. One day, about a week before Easter, on my way back home, I walked past the bus stop in those shorts. A guy waiting for the bus commented as I passed:

    "Now THAT's the basket I want for Easter!"
     
  9. jeepwranglerboi

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    LOL - Who wouldn't want a basket like that for easter!
     
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    A basket like that would have its own holiday to celebrate, dudes. lol
     
  11. jonb

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    Sex Olympics? Would that be five interlocking cockrings for the symbol?
     
  12. Pecker

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    Talk about getting pumped for an event.

    Also, how about the starting of the Eternal Vibrator?
     
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