The club of LPSG

[ClaireTalon]

This is just some fun. Imagine LPSG wasn't a board, but a club, like (or unlike) the Country Club, or something that style, with club estate and all the other assets. What things would be necessary for a club like that? Contributions are wanted, build the LPSG Club along your ideas and rules.

 

[RideRocket]

Since most clubs tend to be elitist, we'd have to a certain length/girth requirement to be a member. For all those not measuring up, you'd have to pay a membership fee. Also, no clothes allowed. Plus, you have to drink from separate water fountains, eat in a separate area, etc. and look away when a 'real' member walks by. :biggrin1:

 

[vinny_spiruccino]

Perhaps a sore subject... but would yu have to 18 to enter, 21 to drink? Please don't shoot...

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Well, for ID cards, we'd better make 'em with photo shots; one with the face, and the other for our member's members! Ladies have the option of face and/or full body pics.

 

[B_caneadea]

Wasn't it Groucho Marks who said that he wouldn't want to belong to any club that would accept him as a member?

 

[B_horribleperson]

Since most clubs tend to be elitist, we'd have to a certain length/girth requirement to be a member. For all those not measuring up, you'd have to pay a membership fee. Also, no clothes allowed. Plus, you have to drink from separate water fountains, eat in a separate area, etc. and look away when a 'real' member walks by. :biggrin1:

i like the sound of that

 

[Pecker]

I'll be the photographer.

 

[GoneA]

a gun to rid the trolls.

 

[B_Danceswithlamps]

Who wants to be the bouncer???

I'll be the one lounging by the pool, enjoying a lemonade (I don't drink).

 

[SpeedoGuy]

A swimming pool. A big one. Yah, and a hot tub too. A big one.

 

[B_Danceswithlamps]

Well yeah! What ever else am I supposed to lounge by?

Hot tub, yeah. I want a steam room too!

 

[vinny_spiruccino]

And fluffers, lined up around the block like groupies...

 

[dlcs]

Big screen TV.

No, WHOLE WALL-screen TV.

And lots of fluffy pillows and comfy chairs for "quality time." :wink:

 

[madame_zora]

I wanna be a fluffer!

How about a tent for those who wish to be measured, privately of course!

 

[dlcs]

I wanna be a fluffer!

How about a tent for those who wish to be measured, privately of course!

Nah, you should be draped across a chaise lounge, being waited upon hand and foot by our hot naked cabana boys, holding court and pronouncing who is worthy and who is not. And those who are not worthy have to be punished. They have to be spanked, and then, the oral sex.

Kinda like a cross between that queen in "History Of The World, Part I" and the Virgins of The Castle Anthrax.

 

[Pecker]

Nah, you should be draped across a chaise lounge, being waited upon hand and foot by our hot naked cabana boys, holding court and pronouncing who is worthy and who is not. And those who are not worthy have to be punished. They have to be spanked, and then, the oral sex.

Kinda like a cross between that queen in "History Of The World, Part I" and the Virgins of The Castle Anthrax.

Can I peel her grapes?

 

[dlcs]

Can I peel her grapes?

Only if she deems you worthy.

 

[madame_zora]

With a name like "Pecker" it HAS to be good!

 

[amhersthungboi]

In all this I can't help but think of the Family Guy episode in which Peter joins the Beautiful People club and is waited upon hand and foot while he is there.

So will Club LPSG also include full exercise and recreation facilities? Perhaps little dumbells for our dicks to "keep in shape".

 

[B_DoubleMeatWhopper]

Perhaps little dumbells for our dicks to "keep in shape".

Most of our little dumbbells have been banned.