__________________________________________DoubleMeatWhopper said:Most of our little dumbbells have been banned.
Me, I love kicking ass.mfoley said:Who wants to be the bouncer???
I'll join you when I'm off duty, though I prefer a nice glass of chocolate milk, personally.mfoley said:I'll be the one lounging by the pool, enjoying a lemonade (I don't drink).
Indeed.Matthew said:That reminds me, we will definitely need some penguins.
madame_zora said:I wanna be a fluffer!
How about a tent for those who wish to be measured, privately of course!
I vote Lex and Bruce for bouncers.mfoley said:Who wants to be the bouncer???
I'll be the one lounging by the pool, enjoying a lemonade (I don't drink).
Pfft, I could take 'em.Sorcerer said:I vote Lex and Bruce for bouncers.
ClaireTalon said:*Maybe there should be a club sign other than an ID - a pin needle to be stuck against your clothing maybe, or something similar. plastic cards are so ordinary, maybe for the wallet, but not more. And of course, each applicant should have a recommendation from existing members!
vinny_spiruccino said:I wonder if there's such a thing as a dick print? No two ARE alike ya know...
vinny_spiruccino said:Ooh ooh ooh... how bout we go "James Bond" and get one of those things that scans your retinas?? Or a fingerprint scanner to enter... I wonder if there's such a thing as a dick print? No two ARE alike ya know...
vinny_spiruccino said:Claire I envision you dressed in rich garb a la ancient egypt/cleopatra meets Tina Turner....
And that would mean we'd need a pecker checker.vinny_spiruccino said:I wonder if there's such a thing as a dick print? No two ARE alike ya know...
Matthew said:And that would mean we'd need a pecker checker.
ClaireTalon said:A club fee would be something, but a discount should be set up for depending on the endowment. Oh, talking of hung - what do we judge by? I'd say not overly thin, neither overly long, so refuse the discount to anyone who drops into either of these categories. Maybe there should be a club sign other than an ID - a pin needle to be stuck against your clothing maybe, or something similar. plastic cards are so ordinary, maybe for the wallet, but not more. And of course, each applicant should have a recommendation from existing members!
10.5andproudofit said:lol we could use the mailing address to group buy large condoms so they dont nickle and dime us all. the bastards
I've actually gotten head from someone with braces before, and so long as care is taken, it's not so bad.RideRocket said:But no one with braces. Then we'd have a pecker wrecker, and nobody wants that.
Good idea!amhersthungboi said:Perhaps a sliding scale system? Ten percent off the membership price for every half inch over seven inches long (boy, I'm not giving myself much of a discount) or greater than 5.5" in girth? Just a thought
I am a very bouncy human.amhersthungboi said:Spladle, you can be my bouncer any day (I'm a bartender ...):wink: