The club of LPSG

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Pappy said:
We could have temp tatoo's for members or rings that have LPSG.org on them.

Wonderful idea! I'd suggest tho not to put the tattoos on the weenies (or shlongs, in this context that's a better word ;-)), rather on the crotch, pretty low over the weenie and off to one side, same for the women.

A ring sounds like a great idea too, but just an unobtrusive one then. We'd be a club elitist enough to indulge into such understatement.
 

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Just thought it'd look cool ;-)

Any idea how we'd fund a project like this? We're getting up to a rather high standard in matters of taste and club facilities.
 

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We forgot the most important issue - leadership! Who'd preside The Club? Toss your votes, while you're at it...

And don't forget the funding issue.
 

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funding is easy, we make a soft core large penis porn site

its not like we have unattractive women here either, im sure they could donate a few pics and REALLy get the funding going
 

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ClaireTalon said:
*nodding at most of the posts* yup, cabana boys sound like an idea... strong, buff, young and of course and above all hung!
Claire:

Wouldn't they be members then? I opt for cabana women.

Take care

Ceg
 

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Sam1070 said:
Pecker for President. He has age, wisdom, and certainly the appropriate name!:smile:
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I second that nomination.

Board of directors:
I nominate:

ClaireTalon
Madame Zora
DC_Deep
Lex
DoubleMeat Whopper
Sorcerer

I CAN'T BELIEVE NOBODY MENTIONED FOOD.
This swanky club should have a full time staff preparing sumptuous buffets for breakfast and lunch. Then, elegant sit down dinners in the dining room which has indoor and outdoor seating. The weather's always nice here. The dining room has a fire place and huge windows that overlook the ocean.
And, a wine cellar.
 

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Matthew said:
And that would mean we'd need a pecker checker.
LOL
here's one who doubles as a bouncer


anmanslifesummedupin1phot.jpg
 

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ceg1526 said:
Claire:

Wouldn't they be members then? I opt for cabana women.

Take care

Ceg

We can draw our cabana boys (and girls too) from the "member"-ship applicants. Who hasn't done his time serving the girls and guys of the LPSG club, can't become a member of The Club. Besides nothing, the guys and girls would have to wear the cuffs and collar / bow tie of a suit, but withouth the shirt (as seen with some strippers).

Food is a good issue. I'd be game with a fine selection of wine and import beer, and a fine dining room.

If I'd be voted President (or Vice...) I'd love to have Jana on my board. Us bad girls have to stick together, so DLCS should be with us too. And since it'd make sense to make 50-50 ratio of women vs. men, I'd want thirteenbyseven, rawbone8 and Lex with us. One guy per woman ;-)
 

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Sorry, I forgot dlcs,

I LOVE having the women in charge. My experience has been that women in supervisory positions got there because they were 5 times more capable than any of the men! :smile:
 

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caneadea said:
Sorry, I forgot dlcs,

I LOVE having the women in charge. My experience has been that women in supervisory positions got there because they were 5 times more capable than any of the men! :smile:

Another incentive for women to be on the board might be the promise of picking a hung future member as her personal assistant ;-)

On the funding issue, maybe we should set up a company selling placebo "penis enlargement" pills, through a series of camouflaged holdings.
 

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ClaireTalon said:
Just thought it'd look cool ;-)

Any idea how we'd fund a project like this? We're getting up to a rather high standard in matters of taste and club facilities.
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We could sell hot dogs................:smile:
 

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ClaireTalon said:
On the funding issue, maybe we should set up a company selling placebo "penis enlargement" pills, through a series of camouflaged holdings.

See, this is pure genius. Like any marketing whiz, she understands the value of presentation. I'm sure we could get some of our well endowed members to pose for "after" shots so every guy wolrdwide would believe he could take a pill to get his to look just like it.
 

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Straight members should wear green, while gay members wear blue. If you're bi, you can wear a green shirt and blue pants. That would eliminate any social faux pas in the grand ballroom.

Straight women on the make would wear green, while fag-hags (and you know there will be lots of those) will wear blue.
 

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madame_zora said:
See, this is pure genius. Like any marketing whiz, she understands the value of presentation. I'm sure we could get some of our well endowed members to pose for "after" shots so every guy wolrdwide would believe he could take a pill to get his to look just like it.

Madame, think I can use this bit of text to apply with the marketing dept. of my company?

Of course club membership would be an incentive to pay, say, $ 50 per jar of 50 pills. However, we should be careful so the reputation of LPSG wouldn't suffer from these shady business activities.
 

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Tx8Thick said:
Straight members should wear green, while gay members wear blue. If you're bi, you can wear a green shirt and blue pants. That would eliminate any social faux pas in the grand ballroom.

Straight women on the make would wear green, while fag-hags (and you know there will be lots of those) will wear blue.

Or how about we have the gay guys wear inverted pink triangles ... wait, I think that's already been done. :disappointed:

Who cares about "ballroom" faux pas? If you hit on a straight guy both parties should get over it.