*nodding at most of the posts* yup, cabana boys sound like an idea... strong, buff, young and of course and above all hung!
Would a nudist policy be necessary? Don't think so, but a minimal-dressing code. bikinis for the girls, squarecuts or speedos for the guys. Nudity optional, I love the swinging view!
Of course a pool, or several, maybe - one for the serious swimmers, another one as a lounging pool, laguna-style. Would settle in nicely with my idea of a mediterranean club estate, low houses for a restaurant, and massage. And of course some private separées for the couples who want some private time.
A club fee would be something, but a discount should be set up for depending on the endowment. Oh, talking of hung - what do we judge by? I'd say not overly thin, neither overly long, so refuse the discount to anyone who drops into either of these categories. Maybe there should be a club sign other than an ID - a pin needle to be stuck against your clothing maybe, or something similar. plastic cards are so ordinary, maybe for the wallet, but not more. And of course, each applicant should have a recommendation from existing members!
Oh, and of course (*putting on a serious, official face expression*) there are no persons under 18 years allowed to join (*wink*).
Keep this thread up, I think I this has some potential in it.