Hi guys,
If you've been following my recent posts, you know I bought a penis pump for kicks at a local sex shop. It was admittedly an impulse buy since I was really just popping in for some new cock rings. I didn't buy online because I don't want my wife into all my sexual fetishes cause there are things about my private parts that I like to keep private.
I got to the counter and asked the curvy sexually well educated girl in her mid 30s who was distracted by her phone to show me a penis pump. She almost seemed to smirk as I guess she thought I was impotent or small man trying to get big. She basically grabbed the first one, choosing for me. I didn't mind, what the hell did I know about this anyways.
I have been looking at pumper members recently on LPSG which made me horny and impressed and got me wondering. Is pumping something fun and cool to try? When I was trying to get bigger for no good reason other than I could, had I missed out? which I've never done. Seriously, as penis size obsessed and fixated on being so huge and being a total exhibitionist who craves size compliments - why didn't I ever try enlarging with a pump before?
I really didn't look anything up and told myself this is gonna end up in the trash or my private sex toy drawer in the back of my office. Come on, this is not going to make my huge cock any bigger, longer or thicker than it already is. I'm 40 yo, I know my dick and all it is capable of. Here's where I made the first bad assumption of consequence in the story.
I didn't tell my wife and hid the pump from her. I was just experimenting with my own penis and my own body and I didn't think she needed to know. We have been having sex about twice a week lately but she was on her period last week so I didn't think she would be in the mood to blow me or give me a hand job. Again, I just was worried she might notice some marks or something from the sucking and ask questions. I would do my pumping secretly in the bathroom or in my reading room or bath.
I figured this experiment would be over by the next luscious blowjob by her supple lips or the next titty fuck next week end.
I put a little lube on my already huge girth penis and sucked it into the unit while the vaccum began to make my big penis expand outwards! What the fuck?. That's a neat parlor trick, and kind of hot so I did a good 15 minutes at about 0.45 pressure which was super painful. I kept it up inflating+deflating slowly despite the beet red color and the ungodly size it got only because it was sexy to see it and imagine myself with a cock that size.
I was astonished at how my penis just seemed to inflate and deflate like a big balloon with the pressure. I was also shocked by the fact that my cock inflated so much and so easily that smushed fully against the walls of that big 12 x 2.4 cylinder. My cock head inflated too relatively larger to the rest (constrained by the vessel) - it inflated to the point that it was almost touching the tip to the top of the 12 inch cylinder.
I mean, I was impressed with the pump device and more than a little excited at the idea of making my cock, most prized and pleasured body part, unspeakably monstrousy huge.
OK this hurts. However, after the 15 minutes and release, my dick doesn't deflate to it's normal size. I'm in pain and not at all erect or aroused but I struggled to free what looked like a thick firehose from the flange of the pump. It literally took the full grip length of my both hands to free the monster from the pump (and as you may know, I have huge hands).
First thing I felt was sore, aching but also, this abnormal weight of a pendulous heavy mass pulling at my groin. I pulled off all my clothes and went in front of a mirror to assess what transformation had occurred.
There it was, I couldn't process it and it wasn't MY cock. But it WAS my cock! It was all bruised and flaccid, swinging like a full 9.75 inch fire hose and so fucking insanely big in girth. So I did the obvious thing immediately and took out my tailor measuring tape. I was "soft" ?? I don't know what to call that state except maybe pumped up. Girth 7.3, 7.5. inches. Later I took pictures for LPSG (which aren't my best photography but give me a break I was pumping for twenty minutes prior).
What I really liked was that it was going nowhere. It stayed big and plump and in fact it still is right now. I did go put on a cock ring though just in case.
It was such a turn on to see my own ginormous freak dick that I got HARD! NOW this was just too much....I mainly grew in length with that erection (fully truly 9.75 along the top) but my girth puffed up a little to 7.5" It was like a giant fleshy salami stuffed into an ICBM. I slathered on the lube because I'm uncut so my foreskin usually slides with my stroking but now my foreskin couldn't fit over that large plum sized (and colored head). I jerked off to the sight of that cock in the mirror and I came weirdly in a spray rather than jet pattern and then I jerked off again and one more time.
I can assure you the truth of what happened to my cock but I wouldn't have found it credible if someone had told me that especially because the pumpers put like routines, hours over months for gains as per the forums. Listen, I do not know what to tell you. I will say that it makes me wonder at what the fuck kind of X-man or mutant am I. My power is that without me knowing, the typical tissue around the shaft of my cock was replaced with an expandium core allowing my cock to expand and enlarge under pressure like a magnum XL condom on third date night in university.
Then I go to put it away in my pants. Problem. It's not going down ....hmm I mean it is down but not getting smaller. I'm packing a very large flaccid penis everyday of my life so what's a little more bulge. I lift and lower the heavy load down my trousers down my left pant leg and against my fore thigh. Bulge Problem.
Wife is arriving anytime. Gotta make supper. Gotta clean the cum off of ... sigh ... everywhere! I change into the pants with the most room in the crotch but it will get noticed so I turned the lights lower for our evening of watching TV. I say I'm restless and say I'm sleeping downstairs. She's a little suspicious but it happens on occasion. Safe! So in the downstairs bedroom well what the fuck do you think I did all night? Jerked off and pumped bigger harder faster more like an idiot. All the while on LPSG watching the on boarding of a new member to the LPSG whose cock - If you can believe this - is unpumped, much larger than even my new pumped - monstrous cock. [Shout out to BangerCobra a real soft 11.25” x 7”]
In the morning, the regrets of the fiendish foolish activities of the past couple of days look me cruelly in the eyes in the mirror. My cock, my beautiful cock, it was just so big in its own right, never needed any improvement, it had such a nice shape and lines on it making the aesthetics of my previous penis perfect for me and very attractive to so many of my admirers and my wife. OMG! It's all bruised up and the girth is now 7" which is still way bigger than my normal. I get in the shower and I use cold water to no avail. Now my balls are all shrunken with this giant tube steak hanging over. Shh... Trying to think of what to do. I towel up. Not hiding much cause my penis is all kinds of ginormous today.
Slowly into the bedroom I sneak, wife in bed, lights off. Stealthily I try to grab clothes.
Jenn my wife and partner slowly turns her angelic face.
She notices something, now staring at my towel like she can see right through it.
"What the fuck is that?" She asks. "What do you mean babe?" I reply. "No, there's something off about your package going on" She confidently tells me. "That's not what it looks like. Are you using some toy or cocking thing...like you know I hate?" She responds (she worships my cock she loves it, she often needs to fuck it, suck it and have me in her). Little did I realize that my wife is apparently supernaturally aware and observant to the slightest disturbance about it too. Busted! It's games over. I unleash the kraken unto her eyes and feel her wrath.
Tirade uninterrupted by punctuation:
"What did you do to my cock!" (her cock, cute right). You are a jerk off and the biggest idiot! You broke your dick!! You broke your own favorite prized cock! You went and abused your own favorite part of your own body to try to make it bigger didn't you!? What!? Is there someone else you wanna fuck!? What, did you think you were too fucking tiny!! Holy fuck! You know the whole god damned world has seen your cock on those giant cock show off sites we visit!! You've had every god damn person whose EVER FUCKING SEEN IT BEFORE, TELL YOU IT IS the largest fucking porno penis they've ever seen! Who is it for!? It's fucking sick and disgusting now! It's all bruised and swollen.!
She calms down slightly and I say : "I know ok, I won't ever do it again. It will heal. Babe, (I touch her shoulders, well, since I've got it, maybe you want to try it out...Mmmmm"
ERROR IN JUDGEMENT
She responds:
Are you joking!? Oh mother fucker! Are you erect ? Holy fuck your getting hard. She laughs at my ginormous erect pumped dick. Jesus Christ, where the fuck do you think I could even accommodate a jacked up giant dildo that's twice as thick as my moron husband's monster dick usually is?? Jesus Christ babe, it's your fantasy, not mine, I'm a size queen and you know it and your dick has always done it for me as the best, the most filling most impressive one I've ever loved but.... That THING is like a swinging a strap on swat team battering ram into the door of some meth whore's apartment and fuck you, I'm not THAT whore.
That IS NOT A COCK! It's a FUCKING MEAT BAT so go BEAT OFF if you want to get off with that thing this morning.
OK, Jenn is really mad I did this to myself....but she's been madder before. So I'll give her some space and cool down.
So, after that, well obviously I beat off my apparently unwelcome experiment and venture into the world of pumping. As I'm writing this, I am beating it off one last time. Regrets, I have a few, and this is one of them.
What is consoling about the dressing down I was given was that I have it really good. I have a nice massive and perfect sized cock, a wife who wouldn't even look at another penis, and I end up with the knowledge that my penis "could" be larger but that I'm keeping it the right size for me (us) and I've got to say that it's a turn on to think no one will ever know how big. Some secrets are good to keep. However, penis pumping is not to be kept from your partner.
PS: At least she didn't cut it off. (It would have looked bigger than Rasputin's preserved dick truly)
If you've been following my recent posts, you know I bought a penis pump for kicks at a local sex shop. It was admittedly an impulse buy since I was really just popping in for some new cock rings. I didn't buy online because I don't want my wife into all my sexual fetishes cause there are things about my private parts that I like to keep private.
I got to the counter and asked the curvy sexually well educated girl in her mid 30s who was distracted by her phone to show me a penis pump. She almost seemed to smirk as I guess she thought I was impotent or small man trying to get big. She basically grabbed the first one, choosing for me. I didn't mind, what the hell did I know about this anyways.
I have been looking at pumper members recently on LPSG which made me horny and impressed and got me wondering. Is pumping something fun and cool to try? When I was trying to get bigger for no good reason other than I could, had I missed out? which I've never done. Seriously, as penis size obsessed and fixated on being so huge and being a total exhibitionist who craves size compliments - why didn't I ever try enlarging with a pump before?
I really didn't look anything up and told myself this is gonna end up in the trash or my private sex toy drawer in the back of my office. Come on, this is not going to make my huge cock any bigger, longer or thicker than it already is. I'm 40 yo, I know my dick and all it is capable of. Here's where I made the first bad assumption of consequence in the story.
I didn't tell my wife and hid the pump from her. I was just experimenting with my own penis and my own body and I didn't think she needed to know. We have been having sex about twice a week lately but she was on her period last week so I didn't think she would be in the mood to blow me or give me a hand job. Again, I just was worried she might notice some marks or something from the sucking and ask questions. I would do my pumping secretly in the bathroom or in my reading room or bath.
I figured this experiment would be over by the next luscious blowjob by her supple lips or the next titty fuck next week end.
I put a little lube on my already huge girth penis and sucked it into the unit while the vaccum began to make my big penis expand outwards! What the fuck?. That's a neat parlor trick, and kind of hot so I did a good 15 minutes at about 0.45 pressure which was super painful. I kept it up inflating+deflating slowly despite the beet red color and the ungodly size it got only because it was sexy to see it and imagine myself with a cock that size.
I was astonished at how my penis just seemed to inflate and deflate like a big balloon with the pressure. I was also shocked by the fact that my cock inflated so much and so easily that smushed fully against the walls of that big 12 x 2.4 cylinder. My cock head inflated too relatively larger to the rest (constrained by the vessel) - it inflated to the point that it was almost touching the tip to the top of the 12 inch cylinder.
I mean, I was impressed with the pump device and more than a little excited at the idea of making my cock, most prized and pleasured body part, unspeakably monstrousy huge.
OK this hurts. However, after the 15 minutes and release, my dick doesn't deflate to it's normal size. I'm in pain and not at all erect or aroused but I struggled to free what looked like a thick firehose from the flange of the pump. It literally took the full grip length of my both hands to free the monster from the pump (and as you may know, I have huge hands).
First thing I felt was sore, aching but also, this abnormal weight of a pendulous heavy mass pulling at my groin. I pulled off all my clothes and went in front of a mirror to assess what transformation had occurred.
There it was, I couldn't process it and it wasn't MY cock. But it WAS my cock! It was all bruised and flaccid, swinging like a full 9.75 inch fire hose and so fucking insanely big in girth. So I did the obvious thing immediately and took out my tailor measuring tape. I was "soft" ?? I don't know what to call that state except maybe pumped up. Girth 7.3, 7.5. inches. Later I took pictures for LPSG (which aren't my best photography but give me a break I was pumping for twenty minutes prior).
What I really liked was that it was going nowhere. It stayed big and plump and in fact it still is right now. I did go put on a cock ring though just in case.
It was such a turn on to see my own ginormous freak dick that I got HARD! NOW this was just too much....I mainly grew in length with that erection (fully truly 9.75 along the top) but my girth puffed up a little to 7.5" It was like a giant fleshy salami stuffed into an ICBM. I slathered on the lube because I'm uncut so my foreskin usually slides with my stroking but now my foreskin couldn't fit over that large plum sized (and colored head). I jerked off to the sight of that cock in the mirror and I came weirdly in a spray rather than jet pattern and then I jerked off again and one more time.
I can assure you the truth of what happened to my cock but I wouldn't have found it credible if someone had told me that especially because the pumpers put like routines, hours over months for gains as per the forums. Listen, I do not know what to tell you. I will say that it makes me wonder at what the fuck kind of X-man or mutant am I. My power is that without me knowing, the typical tissue around the shaft of my cock was replaced with an expandium core allowing my cock to expand and enlarge under pressure like a magnum XL condom on third date night in university.
Then I go to put it away in my pants. Problem. It's not going down ....hmm I mean it is down but not getting smaller. I'm packing a very large flaccid penis everyday of my life so what's a little more bulge. I lift and lower the heavy load down my trousers down my left pant leg and against my fore thigh. Bulge Problem.
Wife is arriving anytime. Gotta make supper. Gotta clean the cum off of ... sigh ... everywhere! I change into the pants with the most room in the crotch but it will get noticed so I turned the lights lower for our evening of watching TV. I say I'm restless and say I'm sleeping downstairs. She's a little suspicious but it happens on occasion. Safe! So in the downstairs bedroom well what the fuck do you think I did all night? Jerked off and pumped bigger harder faster more like an idiot. All the while on LPSG watching the on boarding of a new member to the LPSG whose cock - If you can believe this - is unpumped, much larger than even my new pumped - monstrous cock. [Shout out to BangerCobra a real soft 11.25” x 7”]
In the morning, the regrets of the fiendish foolish activities of the past couple of days look me cruelly in the eyes in the mirror. My cock, my beautiful cock, it was just so big in its own right, never needed any improvement, it had such a nice shape and lines on it making the aesthetics of my previous penis perfect for me and very attractive to so many of my admirers and my wife. OMG! It's all bruised up and the girth is now 7" which is still way bigger than my normal. I get in the shower and I use cold water to no avail. Now my balls are all shrunken with this giant tube steak hanging over. Shh... Trying to think of what to do. I towel up. Not hiding much cause my penis is all kinds of ginormous today.
Slowly into the bedroom I sneak, wife in bed, lights off. Stealthily I try to grab clothes.
Jenn my wife and partner slowly turns her angelic face.
She notices something, now staring at my towel like she can see right through it.
"What the fuck is that?" She asks. "What do you mean babe?" I reply. "No, there's something off about your package going on" She confidently tells me. "That's not what it looks like. Are you using some toy or cocking thing...like you know I hate?" She responds (she worships my cock she loves it, she often needs to fuck it, suck it and have me in her). Little did I realize that my wife is apparently supernaturally aware and observant to the slightest disturbance about it too. Busted! It's games over. I unleash the kraken unto her eyes and feel her wrath.
Tirade uninterrupted by punctuation:
"What did you do to my cock!" (her cock, cute right). You are a jerk off and the biggest idiot! You broke your dick!! You broke your own favorite prized cock! You went and abused your own favorite part of your own body to try to make it bigger didn't you!? What!? Is there someone else you wanna fuck!? What, did you think you were too fucking tiny!! Holy fuck! You know the whole god damned world has seen your cock on those giant cock show off sites we visit!! You've had every god damn person whose EVER FUCKING SEEN IT BEFORE, TELL YOU IT IS the largest fucking porno penis they've ever seen! Who is it for!? It's fucking sick and disgusting now! It's all bruised and swollen.!
She calms down slightly and I say : "I know ok, I won't ever do it again. It will heal. Babe, (I touch her shoulders, well, since I've got it, maybe you want to try it out...Mmmmm"
ERROR IN JUDGEMENT
She responds:
Are you joking!? Oh mother fucker! Are you erect ? Holy fuck your getting hard. She laughs at my ginormous erect pumped dick. Jesus Christ, where the fuck do you think I could even accommodate a jacked up giant dildo that's twice as thick as my moron husband's monster dick usually is?? Jesus Christ babe, it's your fantasy, not mine, I'm a size queen and you know it and your dick has always done it for me as the best, the most filling most impressive one I've ever loved but.... That THING is like a swinging a strap on swat team battering ram into the door of some meth whore's apartment and fuck you, I'm not THAT whore.
That IS NOT A COCK! It's a FUCKING MEAT BAT so go BEAT OFF if you want to get off with that thing this morning.
OK, Jenn is really mad I did this to myself....but she's been madder before. So I'll give her some space and cool down.
So, after that, well obviously I beat off my apparently unwelcome experiment and venture into the world of pumping. As I'm writing this, I am beating it off one last time. Regrets, I have a few, and this is one of them.
What is consoling about the dressing down I was given was that I have it really good. I have a nice massive and perfect sized cock, a wife who wouldn't even look at another penis, and I end up with the knowledge that my penis "could" be larger but that I'm keeping it the right size for me (us) and I've got to say that it's a turn on to think no one will ever know how big. Some secrets are good to keep. However, penis pumping is not to be kept from your partner.
PS: At least she didn't cut it off. (It would have looked bigger than Rasputin's preserved dick truly)
