The Cornflakes Conundrum

Did Cornflakes freeze your fanny?

  • A bite of the blandness and my fanny remains forever frozen.

    Votes: 0 0.0%
  • No, it hasn't. My libido conquers all.

    Votes: 7 77.8%
  • I wouldn't know, I avoid eating Cornflakes and wallpaper paste for the same reason.

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Corn Flakes Were Part of an Anti-Masturbation Crusade

So, I remember doing this a while ago in "Ask a man", thought I would regurgitate (as many are often prone to do with cornflakes) this thread in ask a woman. So my question is, did Cornflakes do what they were designed to do in your case?

NB: My new computer has a really teeny tiny enter button that forced me to post the thread too early. Fanny is in British English sense.
 

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Fun fact, the Sanitarium Kellogg (John Harvey) died a virgin, by his telling. He was married and they adopted many children. His brother marketed the cereal separately.

as for cornflakes and my opinion, I like them more than sugar bomb cereals, less than oat anything.
I’d rather have a green smoothie.

the only food that impacts my libido is pork. The smell makes me retch.
 

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I like cornflakes. It's the clean and simple munching moment that holds appeal.

Kinda suspect the Burgerland version has more sugar than cornflakes with a passport. Like, Burgerland bread would be a cake in other countries.
 

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Cornflakes are no match for my libido. I can eat cornflakes before, during, and after coitus. (During depends on the scheduling of breaks). I love some yummy cornflakes.
 

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I fuck up some food. I like food. Bland food. Sweet food. Spicy food.

I also like fucking. Lots. I take a dick like a champ, and I love it. As often as he'll give it to me.

So, nope. If anything the carbs/calories give me energy for a good morning fuck.

The plan failed. Miserably.
 

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I like cornflakes. It's the clean and simple munching moment that holds appeal.

Kinda suspect the Burgerland version has more sugar than cornflakes with a passport. Like, Burgerland bread would be a cake in other countries.
Caveat, I haven’t actually had plain cornflakes since I moved back from England in 89.
At that time, I’d say the British made and USA made ones were fairly comparable.
 

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Cornflakes are no match for my libido. I can eat cornflakes before, during, and after coitus. (During depends on the scheduling of breaks). I love some yummy cornflakes.

Thank goodness for the extra clarification in the brackets, otherwise that could've sounded like the start of a dangerous new trend plaguing Accident & Emergency wards all over the world. "What's this patient in for, nurse?", "it looks like another tracheal bland mush obstruction. Or in plain English, the patient was too distracted having sex to swallow the wallpaper paste correctly. Oh the humanity!"
 
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Caveat, I haven’t actually had plain cornflakes since I moved back from England in 89.
At that time, I’d say the British made and USA made ones were fairly comparable.

From what I can tell by googling it, there seems to be a 2g difference in the amount of sugar between the two at the moment. 10 g in the US version, 8 g in the UK version.
 

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I'm just bumping this so that when I scroll that nursing bra thread isn't visible.

I'll likely do that when that thread gets posted on. Sorry, I know it's selfish but I would prefer not to keep seeing that thread title on my page.

Random thread bumping will occur since I have no "ignore a thread" option.
 

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I'm just bumping this so that when I scroll that nursing bra thread isn't visible.

I'll likely do that when that thread gets posted on. Sorry, I know it's selfish but I would prefer not to keep seeing that thread title on my page.

Random thread bumping will occur since I have no "ignore a thread" option.
I’ve ignored a thread starter for a while to make it poof. Un ignore, and it pops up.
 
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I’ve ignored a thread starter for a while to make it poof. Un ignore, and it pops up.

Yeah the only way to not see a thread is to ignore the originator. I like confrader, so I won't be ignoring him. But I do wish I could literally never see that thread title again.
 

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Yeah the only way to not see a thread is to ignore the originator. I like confrader, so I won't be ignoring him. But I do wish I could literally never see that thread title again.
Agreed. It’s a good temp solution.
I’m posting some convo starters to help ya!
 
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Kellogg is studied shallowly in massage and nutrition courses. Ergo, I’ve head it twice. Literally, all one need to remember is Kellogg, seventh day Adventist, vegetarian, enema, physiotherapy, and you have what any exam might call for.

if you want his writings,
Dr. John Harvey Kellogg - Vegetarianism : John Burns UMOJA Research : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive

A funny and positionally correct and eventfully fiction view is The Road to Wellville, book or film.

Ouch, I just had a quick look through some of the pages, one of which included his "remedies". He was completely insane. He was apparently also a keen eugenicist, which doesn't surprise me.
 
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Ouch, I just had a quick look through some of the pages, one of which included his "remedies". He was completely insane. He was apparently also a keen eugenicist, which doesn't surprise me.
I write off racism to the time. I’d be surprised if someone wasn’t, given it is ingrained in US culture, and was used to split minority power by pitting hated group A against hated group B, and C, and so on.
Someone appealing to rich WASPy people is going to play to their biases.
My city started with a gold strike, but health became its draw. We had sanitariums divided by religion.
Granted, this spawned United Way by dint of the oppressed/segregated group deciding that was a pile of road apples, and creating social networks and safely nets.

Eugenics is an origin point of today’s broscience.
 
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