The Corny Joke Thread (i Figured We All Need A Laugh Right Now)

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OK, It's very rare for me to start a thread, but was remembering some good clean and yes, very corny jokes that still make me laugh outloud. It may be fun for some (certainly others may just scroll by... that's cool). Trying to keep it clean, corny, and funny but throw out what you will. Also, many of these will be ones you have heard... just trying to throw some lite, fun energy out!

I asked my buddy who was sitting in the passenger seat while we were about to turn onto a busy street.. "how's traffic?" He said, "I don't know, I haven't seen her lately".

Why does a bull wear a bell around his neck? Because his horns don't blow.

Add some if you have any. I will post more too.
 

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I see I did it again. WRONG place to post this. If any MODs come across this, please move it up to the proper place. I may be a bit tired so apologize for placing this in etc. etc. section. My bad.
 

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I think it fits here or funny stuff/jokes.. so don't stress ;)

Why is the ocean blue?

*Pauses for comedic effect*

Cuz all the little fishies in the water go "blu-blu-blu" as they swim along.

(it works better spoken to the ear but I think it's super cute and corny)
 

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How about the first time someone from childhood pulled this old standby just to annoy you?

Friend: "Knock, knock."
You: "Who's there?"
Friend: "Banana."
You: "Banana who?"
Friend: "Knock, knock."
You: "Who's there?"
Friend: "Banana."
You: "Banana who?"
Friend: "Knock, knock."
You (getting perturbed): "Who's there?"
Friend: "Banana."
You (feeling a rage coming on): "Banana who?"
Friend: "Knock, knock."
You (clenching your fists into tight balls): "Who's there?!"
Friend: "Orange."
You (caught off guard): "Orange who?"
Friend: "Orange you glad I didn't say banana again?"

He then proceeds to let out a triumphant, condescending laugh at your expense and was only silenced when you forcibility removed his arm with your bare hands and beat him with it. *

I hate corny jokes.

* Disclaimer: This is fiction, all my friends I grew up with still have both their arms (that I know of).