The Coyote

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  1. Countryguy63

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    California :
    The Governor of California is jogging with his dog along a nature
    trail.

    A coyote jumps out and attacks the Governor ' s dog, then bites the Governor.

    1. The Governor starts to intervene, but reflects upon the movie
    "Bambi" and then realizes he should stop because the coyote is only
    doing what is natural.

    2. He calls animal control. Animal Control captures the coyote
    and bills the State $200 testing it for diseases and $500 for relocating
    it.

    3. He calls a veterinarian. The vet collects the dead dog and
    bills the State $200 testing it for diseases.

    4. The Governor goes to hospital and spends $3,500 getting checked
    for diseases from the coyote and on getting his bite wound bandaged.

    5. The running trail gets shut down for 6 months while Fish & Game
    conducts a $100,000 survey to make sure the area is now free of
    dangerous animals.

    6. The Governor spends $50,000 in state funds implementing a
    "coyote awareness program" for residents of the area.

    7. The State Legislature spends $2 million to study how to better
    treat rabies and how to permanently eradicate the disease throughout the
    world.

    8. The Governor ' s security agent is fired for not stopping the
    attack. The State spends $150,000 to hire and train a new agent with
    additional special training re: the nature of coyotes.

    9. PETA protests the coyote ' s relocation and files a $5 million suit
    against the State.


    TEXAS :

    The Governor of Texas is jogging with his dog along a nature
    trail. A Coyote jumps out and attacks his dog.

    1. The Governor shoots the coyote with his State-issued pistol and
    keeps jogging. The Governor has spent $0.50 on a .45 ACP hollow point
    cartridge.

    2. The Buzzards eat the dead coyote.

    And that, my friends, is why California is broke and Texas is not.
     
  2. D_Bob_Crotchitch

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    :rofl: So true. So very true.
     
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