I come back to this forum every once and while. Usually something just strikes me as to a reason to come back. This time it was a doctor's visit that resulted in me trying to find a new MD and an incident at the pool. I was changing into my trunks when my friend sported an erection beside me. He was quite small even though he is Italian. I guess he chose one of the short straws, because his erection didn't go past his fat folds from what I could tell with just looking at his trunks. A few of my girl friends conformed his size by molesting him. And while that was the case for him, he joked about Asians and how they always have short ones. I had a good laugh about that and just stepped away from the counter, pulled up my trunks so they could see an outline and jaws drop. One girl knew how big I was, because she felt me up at one of our previous parties. But seeing me, my male friend just made that face like he was going to cry when I slowly made my way into the water. He whispered, "god..it's so big." and would glance at me every once and a while. By "me" I mean my groin. We then continued to molest him in the pool. Keep in mind, he was straight. But the day wore on. Two hours in the pool had passed and we went into play uno. The discussion came up again after my male friend got caught staring again. We joked. And that's when he said it. He named my dick "The Crippler". I was quite flattered and grateful that the girls told the story that passed onto other friends. So did my male counterpart. I don't usually boast about size. That isn't to say I don't take pride in having one of a certain status. Who wouldn't? So, people found out why it was called "The Crippler", why every girl I've been with didn't work out and why I'm always bottom with guys. It's not exactly HUGE. It's 7 1/2 x 6 1/2 and I'm a shower, not a grower and then there's the matter of my lug nuts which filled the package more so than the dick. The girth is the killer as to why women feel pain during intercourse. And I've been reading that there are those that would wish bigger. It scary to think that there is bigger and thicker. I've seen coke cans. It's not a pretty sight when they enter and you know it's going to hurt. And I ask, how big is too big? Really. There is the case of my male friend who felt sexually threatened. And then there's the coke can.