The "Densa" Quiz

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  1. Webster

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  2. GoneA

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    well, i got 2 wrong. that crappy baseball one (like i watch baseball) and silly math one (don't even get me started on math). the one about the butcher took me a little while but i gotz it.

    The Densa Test, Your Evaluation

    You scored 10 out of 12 - You are smarter than the average bear! Remember to try out our other Densa quizzes, as well as the other brain teasers and puzzles.

    Remember, this is just for fun.

    Is there a fourth of July in England?


    • You got this one right!
    How many birth days does the average man have?

    You answered

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    Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?

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    In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?

    • You got this one wrong!
    Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister?

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    Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?

    • You got this one wrong!
    If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?

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    A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?

    • You got this one right!
    A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left standing?

    • You got this one right!
    How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark?

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    A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?

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    How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?

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    Your Score

    You scored 10 out of 12 - You are smarter than the average bear!
     
  3. Altairion

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    Heh I said 61 mins for the pills...oh well.

    Oh and I thought it was all numbers so when I got to the weight of the butcher I was just like....ummm 0? yep..I lost :smile:
     
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    HEY EVERYBODY

    DON"T BOTHER TAKING WEBSTER'S STUPID OLD QUIZ

    THE ANSWERS ARE RIGHT HERE........................./\
     
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    and now they're posted twice



    EDIT: there webby, i fixed it fer ya .... you may want to do the same
     
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    You scored 5 out of 12 - You are not from around here, are you?

    I'm not going to post the answers again only how I got them wrong.

    Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
    [1] I was thinking about what months end in 28.:tongue:

    In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?
    [27] I was thinking outs in the entire game.:tongue:

    Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister?
    [yes] I was thinking the man is living and he was a widower.:tongue:

    Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
    [13] (I was always bad with math) I divided 30 like a slice of bread by simply cutting off th 0, how sad?:tongue:

    A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
    [90] I was thinking about the duration of the effects. The phisical characteristics of the form of a pill may be gone but is it still there?:tongue:

    How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
    [2] My mother would kill me.:tongue:

    A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?
    [0] I knew something was trick about the question so I used 0 instead of trying to use a number based on his height.:tongue:

    Just goes to show how dumb this Californian is (I blame Arnold).:cool:
     
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    dude, first the "Place the State" thread and now this one "Densa." what's in the water in Cali?


    (although we all know these tests don't accurately gauge intelligence :wink:)
     
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    You scored 10 out of 12 - You are
    smarter than the average bear!

    I'd taken this one once before and
    still forgot a couple of them.

    This was fun, Webby! :smile:
     
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    11 / 12 - i got the baseball one wrong cos, well, i have no idea (nor any desire to learn) how baseball is played
     
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    11/12. I got the pill question wrong. I said 89. I am generally shitty with numbers. Oddly, I got the other math one right.
     
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    missed the pill one (overthought it) and the 30 devided by 1/2. been a long time since high school. got 10 right.
     
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    I guess I'm the only dumb one than:tongue:, I'v got to get away from this California sun, It's frying my brain.:cool:
     
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    It's okay though. You have an incredible smile.
     
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    I got 11/12. Seems I steal apples.
     
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    These quizzes are worth their weight
    in gold just for the comments they
    generate! :tongue:
     
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    11/12 If they'd done a question about cricket for number 4 instead I might have got them all! Don't have the first clue about baseball. Never mind :biggrin1:

    Is there a fourth of July in England?
    Yes! You answered [ yes ]
    • You got this one right!
    How many birth days does the average man have?
    1 Just one!
    You answered [ 1 ]</EM>
    • You got this one right!
    Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
    12, all of them! - You answered [ 12]
    • You got this one right!
    In baseball, how many outs are there in an inning?
    6 - You answered [ 0]
    Three per side! Even the 9th inning has 6, but the game is called at the 3rd out when the home team is behind. Also, score yourself a penalty of -1 if you think you don't count the 6th out in the inning.
    • You got this one wrong!
    Can a California man legally marry his widow's sister?
    No - You answered [ no]
    • You got this one right!
    Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
    70 - You answered [ 70]
    • You got this one right!
    If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many do you have?
    2 - You answered [ 2]
    • You got this one right!
    A doctor gives you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How many minutes would the pills last?
    60. - You answered [ 60]
    • You got this one right!
    A farmer has 17 sheep standing in a field and all but 9 drop down and die. How many sheep are left standing?
    9 - You answered [ 9]
    • You got this one right!
    How many members of each animal did Moses take on the ark?
    0 - You answered [ 0]
    • You got this one right!
    A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10'' tall. What does he weigh?
    meat - You answered [ meat]
    • You got this one right!
    How many two cent stamps are there in a dozen?
    12 There are 12 2-cent stamps in a dozen! - You answered [ 12]
    • You got this one right!
    Your Score

    You scored 11 out of 12 - You are above normal! (Question 4 gets them every time!!)
     
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    I think there is a curve for people not living in the Americas and western carbbean. They should automatically get the baseball question out of fairness. Everyone else should just know. Oh. Let's not excuse Japanese either.
     
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    HEY, GONEA,
    YOU'VE GOT A TWIN BROTHER OVER HERE (in case anybody missed the answers plastered all over the BEGINNING of this thread).
     
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    yah, i am an idiot.. I breezed through it.. not reading the questions at all... and I got a 4
    ... they asked if I was drunk.. to be fair.. I was:biggrin1:
     
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    11 here, stoopid baseball question got me too.
     
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