The Diet of a Courtesan

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  1. Principessa

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    The Diet of a Courtesan


    Breakfast
    1 egg scrambled w/ slice Yellow American cheese (dash of pepper/no salt)
    2 slices low sodium bacon fried soft
    1 slice white toast w/smidge of butter and tsp. Welch’s™ grape Jelly
    12 oz cup decaf coffee-light & sweet (the same way I take my men)
    .5 liter bottle of water

    - Or -


    Fruit Smoothie – Place 1 cup orange juice, ½ cup sugar, one handful each frozen: mangoes, peaches, mixed berries, one cup flavored yogurt of your choice in blender. Blend until smooth, pour into glass and enjoy whilst watching TV or driving to work.

    Mid-Morning Snack (any one of the following) with a beverage
    Yoplait™ yogurt: peach or French vanilla w/ pecan praline granola
    Fresh seasonal fruit
    .5 liter bottle of water

    Lunch (any one of the following) with a beverage
    Large salad w/grilled chicken & low fat dressing
    Grilled cheese
    Soup
    Soup & a sandwich
    2 large glasses decaf iced tea

    Mid Afternoon Snack (any one of the following) with a beverage
    .5 liter bottle of water
    Fruit Smoothie (leftover from breakfast)
    2 handfuls Planter’s™ chocolate covered cashews

    Dinner (pretty much anything I want)
    Chicken Parmigiana w/ spaghetti
    Shrimp Pad Thai
    Philly Cheese Steak w/sweet peppers, mushrooms, extra cheese & Lay’s low sodium chips
    Cheese fries
    Italian Hoagie (ham, provolone, cappicola, salami, pepperoni, lettuce, tomato, onion, sweet peppers & EVOO, NO VINEGAR, sprinkle with oregano)
    1 lb steamed Alaskan snow crab legs dipped in lemon butter w/tossed salad
    Chicken Alfredo
    Grilled Chicken Fajita
    2 large glasses decaf iced tea

    Late Night Snack (any one of the following) with a beverage
    2 large scoops Ben & Jerry’s Chocolate Fudge Brownie Ice Cream sometimes with butterscotch sauce
    10 low sodium Wheat Thins w/3 cuts Cracker Barrel Extra Sharp Cheese
    .5 liter bottle of water
    Yoplait™ yogurt: peach or French vanilla w/ pecan praline granola
     
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    I need a chef like you. Sorry about your cam experience. Just as brutal are the sites like AdultFriendFinder's "bathhouse" where you get rated from 1 to 5 on your canmming. It shattered me for a while.
     
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    So,

    will this diet give me the figure of Madame Recalmier ,or that of one of the infamous Goya Majas or an Odalisque with lots of luscious rolls of fat?
     
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    I am striving for the Ingres Odaliasque physique.


     
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    Ingres's Odalisque is beautiful and David's Mme Recamier is quite similar but the Goya Maja is a bit more to the modern taste... I do like your diet plan however... :biggrin1:
     
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    You girls sure do use some big words... :confused:
     
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    Basically Tripod ,

    We are basically saying they are curvy....:biggrin1:
     
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    Doesn't courtesan mean hooker?
     
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    LOL! Yes, but a high priced one! LOL! I did wince at that myself!
     
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