For all you fans of the Real Housewives of New York, it looks like the axe has fallen on our favorite aristo, Luann. In a breach of etiquette certain to anger the countess, who is just about to publish her etiquette book, Class With the Countess, Count Alexandre de Lesseps dumped his fourth wife via email while he was in Switzerland cavorting with his 20something Ethiopian mistress. I feel bad for Luann because I think she was genuinely fond of her husband and she has certainly done a good job of raising her kids to be decent and unpretentious (unlike the ghastly McCords). Luann is, however, stuck on her title and I think it's boorish the way she corrects people around her. Maybe getting de-aristo'd will help her put her head back on her shoulders.