The Divorced Barbie Doll

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  1. snobbes

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    One day a father is on his way home and suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.

    He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'

    The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?

    We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.

    The amazed father asks: 'It 's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'

    The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House, Ken's Boat, Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls
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