The Dot

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  1. Pappy

    Pappy Member

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    I hope this doesn't offend anyone. I thought it was funny.


    FINALLY SOMEONE HAS CLEARED THIS UP . .
    For centuries, Hindu women have worn a spot on their foreheads. We have always naively thought that it had something to do with their religion.
    The true story has recently been revealed by the Indian Embassy in Washington, D.C. When one of these women gets married, she brings with her, a dowry. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the spot to see if he has won either, a convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop or a motel in the United States.
    Just thought you would like to know.
     
  2. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    I mistakenly picked from the wrong caste. Her dowery was a beggar's corner in Calcutta.
     
  3. lifewillkillyou

    lifewillkillyou New Member

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    I like taters.
     
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    No taxis in the mix??

    Gramps
     
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    Bwwwaaaa haaaa ahaaaaaa

    Thats funny.
    Coming from a truely multicultural community,
    Thats hillarious!!!!!
     
  6. D_Elijah_MorganWood

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    You're a dreadful human being. That's fucking hilarious.
     
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