The Draft

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  1. Pecker

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    Two men are drinking in the bar on top of the Empire State Building.

    The first man tells the second one that there's a draft created because the building is so high, and if you jump over the edge the draft will blow you right back to the top.

    The second guy naturally is skeptical. The first man is adamant, so the second guy asks him to demonstrate, and the first guy agrees.

    They go over to the side of the building, and the first guy jumps over, and starts falling, 10, 20, 30, 40 stories... then starts to slow down, then comes to a complete stop, then starts slowly rising, and eventually is set right back down on the roof.

    The second guy says, "Wow! I've got to try that!" So he jumps over the edge and starts falling, 10, 20, 30, 40 stories... then 50, 60, 70, etc. and then SPLAT.

    Then the bartender says, "You know Superman, you're a real asshole when you're drunk."
     
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    Ugh!

    On a related note, when Christopher Reeve was wheeled into
    the hospital after his riding accident, the Emergency room doctor
    took one look at him and said "You're gonna be a Crip Tonight"
     
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    :cool: Somebody throw Kryptonite on that one.
     
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    didn't expect that punchline but it gave me a good laugh.
     
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    A pretty blonde walks into a bar and asks the handsome fellow at the bar what he's drinking.
    He says, "Magic beer. You want one?"
    "Aw, that's stupid. There's no such thing" she says.
    "Look, I'll show you". He takes a big swig and proceeds to throw himself out of a nearby window, where he proceeds to fly up and around the building, and back into bar window.
    "That's incredible! I don't believe it!" she says.
    "Hey barkeep, throw me another one o' them Magic Beers". The bartender shakes his head and pours another beer and slides it down the bar. The man chugs about half of it and proceeds to leap out the window and circle the building again.
    "Here, you try it" he says to the blonde.
    She takes a big draw on the glass, jumps out of the window, and falls about 30 feet to the ground - breaking both her legs - and begins screaming in pain.
    The bartender says, "Superman, you're a real bastard when you're drunk."


    Superman's motto is "For truth, justice, and the American way."

    Today clearly impossible to have all three.
     
    #5 BUSTERHYMAN, Aug 27, 2014
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