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liquidskin: Ive got a fairly cold pool, rarely above 70 degrees. Whenever I go in, I shrink up big time... I plan on having a chick I dont know very well over to go swimming. I wish I could possibly "impress" her with a bulge or whatever. Anyone else have any similar experiences?
 
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norseman: Oh crap, do you how painful that is ? Putting on the gear when you're warm and loose and then getting a chill? Everything tries to pull back in, only it can't and your nuts get squished together and it hurts like hell. I vote with "heat the pool".
 
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Ineligible: Hmm, that would be all right if liquidskin was sure it wasn't going to go very far - otherwise she might detect the device and consider it tacky.

Perhaps, liquidskin, you could spend as much time as possible out of the water soaking up rays. Perhaps a bulge will come naturally. :)
 
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liquidskin: Thanks alot guys... I think Im going to see if I can get something going before I get in the pool.
 

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[quote author=Ineligible link=board=meetgreet;num=1057617390;start=0#4 date=07/07/03 at 17:20:17]...otherwise she might detect the device and consider it tacky.[/quote]

While not relevant to the topic of this thread, let me ask this here because it is in context. In my experience, gay men don't consider cockrings to be tacky, but just an accessory, like any jewelry. Of course, the individuals involved here are heterosexual. I'm curious as to how the breeders feel about cockrings.

As to the comment above regarding shrinkage and pain, I doubt this will happen at 70 degrees. I've only had this happen in very, very cold weather, or when I foolishly tried ice in an effort to free myself after I fell asleep wearing a too small (2") heavy metal ring, and woke up very purple and swollen.
 
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RedheadedSpdFrk: :D As a female "breeder"...save the cockring for a time when she isn't a chick that you don't know very well. I personally don't think that they are tacky but I would think twice about a guy that I don't know very well wearing one just to show a larger bulge to impress me (guess I'm not a size queen)...
 
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junk792: Use a solar pool cover to reduce evaporation - they say you can increase your pool temperature by up to 10 F (perhaps optimistic, but 5 F could work).

Or make yourself a solar pool heater. Free energy!
 
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H8Monga: ((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((((RedheadedSpdFrk))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

What do "breeders" think about cock rings?  I see no point to them. I don't understand and I don't think a woman would like it.
 
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SpeedoGuy: Liquid:

I've had plenty of shrinkage experiences in chilly water but they never bothered me because I knew I'd always come back out to my true flaccid size soon after I dried off. Besides, that's when she's more likely to get a good look at ya anyway.

SG

btw, what's meant by "breeder?"
 

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I suppose part of the shrinkage may be the pressure of the water, so the temperature may not be the only factor.

In any case the problem will be the reverse for a lot of us ... how to find swimwear that doesn't display everything we've got.
 
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TragicWhiteKnight: Simple: all you need to do is shrink BUT be prepared by stuffing yourself with tissue paper, so it looks like you're at normal size. Nothing could go wrong with that! ...oh...

A mildly more helpful suggestion would be to have a heated towel on hand straight after using the pool; could be a subtle prop in making you out to be 110% man again.

Or you could wear a full twee suit whilst swimming and show off your eccentric side!....Or you could just stick with the towel idea.

...My zany relationship aiding schemes have been getting terrible lately...
 

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Just make sure you give her plenty of opportunity to see you in your swim suit before you get into the water!

Maybe she'll be so worried about her breasts shrinking when they're cold she'll never notice your little 'problem.'

:D :D :D :D

Pecker
 

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I have the same problem when I go to the nude beach. I start out full sized, but once that cold wind hits, next thing you know, its in full retreat. I can only tell you to think about the best sex you've ever had & maybe that may bring it out of hiding. (just don't over do it, you may scare some people). :D :D :D
 
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8inchy: I know it sounds perverse but.. try a half tab of viagra before you go in. It will more than compensate for the cold. She'll be impressed ;D