The Dumbest Movie You've ever Seen?

[speshk]

Hmm, so many dumb movies, so little time.

And despite the writer's strike, the Hollywood Turd Cannon booms on.

 

[someotherguy]

I'd like to nominate Napoleon Dynamite. Worst crime ever committed on the human race.

 

[tommyshaw6]

Hey guess what~~~ i'm kinda pissed cuz i just clicked on "search" and I noticed there's an already checked off box that says "also search child forums", and i was like, "what the FUCK?!" I'm gay. I like dick. I don't wanna be part of no child porn fucking shit though. but there it is. there's also a link on the top of the page that i never noticed before that says CP, which i'm assuming is for "child porn." makes me fucking queezy. I can't beleive that this site is providing that forum.. there are sick fucks takin pictures of little kids doing sexual shit and LPSG thinks that's fine. I don't know what the fuck kind of world this is that we live in.. I mean, yeah it's out there, but do we need to have a forum for that here where we're all supposed to be adults gathered in the name of big dick, NOT child porn. I joined because this is a big dick site, not a fucking child porn site. ya know?

 

[faceking]

An Inconvenient Truth

 

[dong20]

Hey guess what~~~ i'm kinda pissed cuz i just clicked on "search" and I noticed there's an already checked off box that says "also search child forums", and i was like, "what the FUCK?!" I'm gay. I like dick. I don't wanna be part of no child porn fucking shit though. but there it is. there's also a link on the top of the page that i never noticed before that says CP, which i'm assuming is for "child porn." makes me fucking queezy. I can't beleive that this site is providing that forum.. there are sick fucks takin pictures of little kids doing sexual shit and LPSG thinks that's fine. I don't know what the fuck kind of world this is that we live in.. I mean, yeah it's out there, but do we need to have a forum for that here where we're all supposed to be adults gathered in the name of big dick, NOT child porn. I joined because this is a big dick site, not a fucking child porn site. ya know?

You're funny.

 

[Calboner]

Hey guess what~~~ i'm kinda pissed cuz i just clicked on "search" and I noticed there's an already checked off box that says "also search child forums", and i was like, "what the FUCK?!" I'm gay. I like dick. I don't wanna be part of no child porn fucking shit though. but there it is. there's also a link on the top of the page that i never noticed before that says CP, which i'm assuming is for "child porn." makes me fucking queezy. I can't beleive that this site is providing that forum.. there are sick fucks takin pictures of little kids doing sexual shit and LPSG thinks that's fine. I don't know what the fuck kind of world this is that we live in.. I mean, yeah it's out there, but do we need to have a forum for that here where we're all supposed to be adults gathered in the name of big dick, NOT child porn. I joined because this is a big dick site, not a fucking child porn site. ya know?

Uh, dude, "CP" stands for "Control Panel." And the bit about "child forums" is there because this web site is based on a standard template that is used by forum sites of all kinds, including ones with forums for children.

 

[rob_just_rob]

Your calling Schindler's List a dumb film!!

Puhleeze!!

Not to mention saving Private Ryan?

You must have not checked your dates too well.

Private Ryan was propaganda.

Schindler was Spielberg's desperate attempt at an Academy Award - "I'll pick the most serious topic I can think of so they'll HAVE to give me the award" reasoning at work - and then he couldn't decide whether to do it as an art film or a documentary.

'Ol Stevie seems to think that generating artificial emotions in a hamhanded way is a substitute for cinematography.

Dreck. All of it.

 

[rob_just_rob]

Hey guess what~~~ i'm kinda pissed cuz i just clicked on "search" and I noticed there's an already checked off box that says "also search child forums", and i was like, "what the FUCK?!" I'm gay. I like dick. I don't wanna be part of no child porn fucking shit though. but there it is. there's also a link on the top of the page that i never noticed before that says CP, which i'm assuming is for "child porn." makes me fucking queezy. I can't beleive that this site is providing that forum.. there are sick fucks takin pictures of little kids doing sexual shit and LPSG thinks that's fine. I don't know what the fuck kind of world this is that we live in.. I mean, yeah it's out there, but do we need to have a forum for that here where we're all supposed to be adults gathered in the name of big dick, NOT child porn. I joined because this is a big dick site, not a fucking child porn site. ya know?

Ha! That's hilarious.

Mark_E and the mods have kept the secret child porn forum very quiet.

 

[Hugh Mann]

Magnolia. The worst three hours I have ever spent on anything in my life.

 

[Krusader]

hollow man, my eyes nearly committed ritual suicide

 

[crescendo69]

A 70's flick, "The Reincarnation of Peter Proud" had huge lines due to clever advertising, but boy, did it suck. I remember the audience laughing at the horrible acting.

 

[dong20]

Uh, dude, "CP" stands for "Control Panel." And the bit about "child forums" is there because this web site is based on a standard template that is used by forum sites of all kinds, including ones with forums for children.

You have more patience than I! My read of "child forum" was a forum within another in a hierarchy - like a "Search sub-folders option". I could be wrong but it seems more likely than forums with content specifically for children as a site that catered for children would only be for children.

It's based on a standard template either way and I think the question was redundant - given the Signup/TOS. That it was posted in a "dumb movie" thread suggests the poster was having a laugh. or should visit this thread. :biggrin1:

 

[Gillette]

I don't know Gillette, any movie with disco with rollerskates is iffy.

I liked Olivia in 'Grease' better without the wheels.

I agreed that the movie was poor. My secret to enjoying the music is to pretend the film never happened.