The Economy is still bad!

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  1. Pitbull

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    The Economy is (still) so bad...

    CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

    Jewish women are marrying for love.

    Even people who have nothing to do with the Obama administration
    aren't paying their taxes.

    Hotwheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

    Obama met with small businesses to discuss the Stimulus Package: GE, Pfeizer and Citigroup.

    McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

    Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

    A truckload of Americans got caught sneaking into Mexico.

    The most highly-paid job is now jury duty.

    Dick Cheney took his stockbroker hunting.

    People in Africa are donating money to Americans.

    Mothers in Ethiopia are telling their kids, "finish your plate, do you know how many kids are starving in the US ?"

    Motel Six won't leave the light on.

    The Mafia is laying off judges.
     
  2. snobbes

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    Obviously it takes time to clean up after George Doubleyou.
     
  3. Pitbull

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    Oh you are such a Snobbes! :tongue:
     
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