A) SHAFT / HEAD RELATIONSHIP
1. shaft wider than head of penis
2. shaft and head same width
3. head only slightly wider than shaft
4. head wider than shaft
5. head a great deal larger than shaft
B) HEAD SHAPE
1. About same width and length
2. Longer and thiner
3. Shorter and fatter
C) SHAFT SHAPE
1. Straight
2. Thickest at the base becoming thiner as it goes to the head
3. Thinnest at the base becoming wider as it goes to the head
4. Widest in the middle of the shaft
D) HAIR
1. No hair on the shaft
2. A little hair at the base of the shaft
3. Hair traveling up to 2" up the shaft
4, Hair over much of the shaft
E) VEINS
1. No veins
2. Some veins
3. a lot of veins
4. One major vein
5. thin dark veins
F. DIRECTION (while standing looking straight down at your penis)
1. points to the left greatly
2. points left slightly
3. straight forward
4. points right slightly
5. points to the right greatly
G. SKIN
1. cut (circumcised)
2. skin pulled back with some wrinkling down the shaft
3. skin pulled back with a little puckering just behind the head
4. corona covered by skin
5. skin covers half of glands
6. skin covers all but the tips of penis
7. skin covers glands completely
8. skin covers glands completely and there is overhang of skin
9. skin pulled tightly over glands unable to retract
H. LENGTH (lay a tape measure/flexible ruler over the TOP of your penis, measure from where the base of your penis leaves your body and stop where the tip of your penis is) 11.5"
I. Circumference (around the widest part of your shaft measure with a piece of string or tape measure, wrapping the string/tape until you go all the way around the shaft) 7.25"
J. ANGLE (when stood what is the angle of your erection)
1. Straight up
2. mostly up
3. around 45 degrees
4. straight out
5. slightly down
6. down
7. curves up then down
Or, for you sports fans:
A. 4
B. 1
C. 1
D. 1
E. 2
F. 3
G. 1
H. 9
I. 5
J. 3