The Erection

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  1. Pecker

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    Jeff walks into a bar and sees his friend Paul slumped over the bar. He walks over and asks Paul what's wrong.

    "Well," replies Paul, "You know that beautiful girl at work that I wanted to ask out, but I got an erection every time I saw her?"

    "Yes," replies Jeff with a laugh.

    "Well," says Paul, straightening up, "I finally worked up the courage to ask her out, and she agreed."

    "That's great!" says Jeff, "So are you going out?"

    "I went to meet her this evening," continues Paul, "but I was worried I'd get an erection again so I got some duct tape and taped my dick to my leg, so if I did, it wouldn't show".

    "Sensible" says Jeff.

    "So I got to her door," says Paul, "and I rang her doorbell. She answered it in the sheerest, sexiest, dress you ever saw."

    "And what happened then?"

    "I kicked her in the face."
     
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    Went to an erection endurance competition last week

    I won, but the competition was pretty stiff
     
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    That was a knee slapper!
     
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    I overheard Coconutz telling his pal Srdude07, "That srdude007 boyfriend prince albert dong is harder than his boyfriend Xmarks."
    The two-timing bastard.
     
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    More like a very soft pudding mix.:eek:
     
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    Logging onto LPSG.

    Its harder than pissing with an erection
     
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    I guess you didn't start off on the right foot on this huh, Peck?LOVE IT!!:You_Rock_Emoticon:
     
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    Just been watching the pole vault on the Olympics.

    Don't know how they can run with that long pole.

    I find it difficult just running past FancyPants house with a hard on.
     
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    I always get badly timed random erections.

    Like when I pick up wife from the brothel where she works.

    At least I hope they are random...
     
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