The Evil Genie game

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  1. Pecker

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    1. Ask the Evil Genie to grant a wish.
    2. The Evil Genie grants the wish but the catch is that he/she grants it with an evil twist.


    Example

    Post A - I wish I could win the lottery.

    Post B - Granted, but so many other people have the same numbers that all you end up with is $5.00.


    My wish is: I wish I had a new car.

    Now the next poster grants my wish with an evil twist, then makes another wish for him/herself.
     
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    Pruned.
     
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    granted . you can collect your Accent at your local Hyundai dealer.

    My wish is : I wish I had a million bucks.
     
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    Granted snobbes. Sadly, that million dollars is stolen from you the next day, and given to a crack dealer.


    I wish I had more basil.
     
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    Granted - You are given 1,000,000 scratched CD copies of "That's Totally 80s" featuring the single "Oh Mickey".


    I wish I was in Japan.
     
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    Granted, Jeff, but you accidentally put it on your oatmeal.

    I wish the cat would stay off my good sofa.
     
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    Granted, he's upgraded to the top of your car and has begun scratching it to peices. Sorry.

    I wish that Beverly hills 90210 wasn't such a mess.
     
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    Okay. Your wish is granted, now all other shows are a mess-and in Farsi.



    I wish the streets were paved with silver.
     
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    Granted. But not the streets where you are.

    I wish I could fly.
     
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    Sure, why not. Of course you are now a fly as well and surrounded by those sticky no pest strips.




    I wish there was a 7-11 on the next block, I want a Slurpee and some Yodels.
     
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    Granted. However it's held up minutes after you enter.

    I wish i could make tiramisu in 5 minutes.
     
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    Your wish has been granted, however, due to your hastyness, it turns out toxic & gives you the trots.

    I wish was not alone in bed tonight.
     
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    Granted, Chuck, but that 400 pound gorilla in bed with you is a blanket hog.

    I wish I had a fairy godmother.
     
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    well, okay. but she's a real queen and very flighty.

    i wish chris meloni was naked in my bed tonight.
     
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    Wish Granted......... but it turns out he's impotent and a total bottom with sever emotional issues who cries everytime you try to enter him

    I wish I could have any-one i wanted simply by thinking of them
     
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    sure. but it's how they are going to look in 40 years.

    i wish chris meloni wouldn't be impotent and a total bottom with several emotional issues who cries everytime i try to enter him
    (see above)
     
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    Sorry to upstage you Ricky but i just thought of this and its sooo wicked

    Wish Granted Pecker....... only he's hung like a horse and has a massive crush on you and will only grant you wishes if you bottom for him every-time you make a wish.
     
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    Wish granted only his in love with your partner and will only sleep with him

    I wish i had the ability to transform elderly male celebrities into thier hey day selves
     
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    damn.

    but they are only as fun as the their pics. nothing else. you must do it yourself.
     
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    I wish ricky made a wish so i could be his evil fairy godmother
     
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