The Evil Genie game

[B_VinylBoy]

I wish ricky made a wish so i could be his evil fairy godmother

Granted - You now look like Don Knotts in drag with wings... but you have a nice rack!


I wish I had the entire Red Sox roster as personal servants.

 

[Principessa]

Granted - You now look like Don Knotts in drag with wings... but you have a nice rack! I wish I had the entire Red Sox roster as personal servants.

Wish granted but all they do is fuck your gardener, maid, and chauffer. They have no sexual interest in you and don't even give you all your phone messages.

I wish x704 would move to Georgia and be my boitoi. :wink:

 

[Rowan Ravenseed]

[/b][/color][/size][/font]Wish granted but all they do is fuck your gardener, maid, and chauffer. They have no sexual interest in you and don't even give you all your phone messages.

I wish x704 would move to Georgia and be my boitoi. :wink:

Wish Granted...... x704 moves to Georgia and changes teams for you and swears to be your eternal boi toi........... only after meeting him you realise he is unfortunately not at all your type but seeing the adoring look in his eyes you can't bring yourself to to tell him and bring his world crashing down so you spend the rest of your life with him and every-night in bed when he tell you how much he adores you and how you are his world you push back the tears as your heart break a little more.


I wish all the male celebrities i have ever dreamed of would pose full frontal for an artsy calander for charity

 

[Rowan Ravenseed]

P.S I am the queen of Evil Fairydom

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA:saroll:

 

[snobbes]

I wish all the male celebrities i have ever dreamed of would pose full frontal for an artsy calander for charity

wish granted: only its so fuckin expensive that you cant afford it , and its not released on the internet.

I just wish I could sleep as long as I want ONE Monday.

 

[killerb]

wish granted: only its so fuckin expensive that you cant afford it , and its not released on the internet.

I just wish I could sleep as long as I want ONE Monday.

granted - only it's Monday, July 4th, 2058

I wish I had a pot of gold

 

[snobbes]

granted. only you get real damn sick when U smoked it and puked your guts out .


I wish my dog was still alive

 

[killerb]

granted. only you get real damn sick when U smoked it and puked your guts out .


I wish my dog was still alive

granted, only he's now an evil zombie-dog hell-bent on destroying everything in his path!

I wish I was indestructible...

 

[rickygNOLA]

granted. but having outlived all your friends and family, you realize that you don't want to live forever but there's nothing you can do about it.

i wish i could marry my BF in this particular state.

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

Granted. How are you enjoying your new vagina?

I wish I didn't have to work this weekend.

 

[MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK]

Your wish has been granted; you now have to work every weekend with no breaks or meals.

I wish Fall wasn't upon us so fast.

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

Wish granted. It's now 90 degrees with 90 percent humidity every day.

I wish it was socially acceptable to jerk off at work.

 

[Pecker]

Granted, krispie, but the folks at work quickly get tired of you being a jerk off.

I wish I had the power to overcome crabgrass.

(@ Rowan Ravenseed: You evil, evil man.)

 

[Northland]

I wish I had the power to overcome crabgrass.

Yeah, yeah-whatever. Your wish is granted you have overcome crabgrass; however, your all wood home is now being eaten by termites who apparently loved the crabgrass.



I wish I hadn't cut my fingernails so far down.

 

[D_Chaumbrelayne_Copprehead]

Wish granted. You plant kudzu instead.

I wish that I could come up with a really good wish.



(oops ... I dawdled while answering Pecker's wish)