The Facecloth

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  1. B_Jennuine73

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    The Facecloth
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    > I was due for a cancer smear with the doctor later in the week. Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any time to spare.
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    > As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pyjamas, wet the facecloth that was sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the facecloth in the clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.
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    > I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in. Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table, looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?' I didn't respond.
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    > After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home. The rest of the day was normal - some shopping, cleaning, & cooking. After school when my 7 year old daughter was playing, she called out from the bathroom, 'Mummy, where's my facecloth?' I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, 'No, I need the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter saved inside it.'
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    > NEVER going back to that doctor ever!!
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    omg hilarious!
     
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    Thats one of the funniest thing i've read in a long time! Brilliant!!
     
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    Ha ...now that's funny!
     
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    That's hilarious.

    All sparkly and clean takes on a whole new meaning!
     
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    OMG, too mucking fuch!!
     
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    Wow, you made me laugh nicely, lol...
     
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    I swaer, the most embarassing things you girls get into with your kids.
     
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    Bet it put a sparkle in his eye :biggrin1:
     
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