The Final Thread on LPSG

[Pecker]

I always knew he was slanted.

 

[Drifterwood]

This Nutshell. Is that like The Birth of Penus?

 

[Pecker]

Hey, fuggedaboudit.

I got your Nutshell right here.

 

[Pecker]

Sorry, Cotd, looks like I've throttled your thread.

 

[sxjTheFirst]

Sorry, Cotd, looks like I've throttled your thread.

yeah you sewed it shut.

 

[Catchoftheday]

Sorry, Cotd, looks like I've throttled your thread.

You have got to be choking

 

[StrictlyAvg]

Just tying off some loose ends!

 

[bigboy9239]

Loose ends..I've had a few of those...and made a few too!
Sew Sad!

 

[Pecker]

Well, bust my buttons!

 

[Catchoftheday]

OK Mr Pecker wear are they?

 

[Pecker]

One of my buttons got busted for holding up a pair of pants.

What a waist.

 

[Not_Punny]

One of my buttons got busted for holding up a pair of pants.

What a waist.

That was Pectactular!!



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You have got to be choking

Good pun! Now I've dived and gone to Hemet.


(Hemet: city in Southern California)

 

[Catchoftheday]

One of my buttons got busted for holding up a pair of pants.

What a waist.

Holding up a pair of pants ? That must have took some guts, I bet you're gunna miss it, I should brace yourself for a long stretch.

 

[nicenycdick]

I can't stomach this for much longer...

 

[Catchoftheday]

I can't stomach this for much longer...

Have a heart its not that bad it's a long way from getting really offal

 

[nicenycdick]

Oh...don't be so tripe.

 

[Pecker]

I used to enjoy triping the light fantastic but these days I limit myself to watching "So You Think You Can Pants" on TV.

 

[hockeyguy741]

underpants