The First Time A Girl/Woman Measured You

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  1. thirteenbyseven

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    There is a first time for everything, including being measured by a member of the opposite sex. I remember in my case it happened on a visit to our relatives house in the eighth grade where I found myself in their backyard pool with a female cousin a couple of years older than I, and two of her sexually precocious and exciting girlfriends. At that stage of my psychological development I couldn't have seduced a hooker in a Nevada brothel with $100 bills hanging out of my trousers, let alone girls around my own age. But even then I was a tall kid with a very long albeit skinny penis that flopped around like a slightly unwieldy garden hose.

    That weekend the adults left for some restaurant gathering leaving me hopelessly outnumbered 3 to 1 in the backyard with my slightly chunky cousin and her two more sleek classmates. I was having fun making their life miserable, strategically doing what were known as cannonballs in between their floating inner-tubes. After my third dive with the squeals and insults increasing proportionately, I climbed out of the pool with a light brownette and a blonde in hot pursuit. Around the fake Easter Island head, past the plastic Polynesian plants and Tiki torches they chased me until I found myself cornered near Uncle C****'s prized homebuilt South Pacific thatched hut backyard bar near the rear porch of the house.

    Suddenly they stopped running. They stared. They stared down. The soaked and wet material of my swim trunks clung against my body outlining my penis flopped diagonally to the right in the cotton fabric. In my haste that morning I neglected to bring a jock strap alnong with my swim trunks. These many years later I don't remember the exact verbal exchange except it was more of a taunt and a challenge to pull my swim trunks down-which I did more obediantly than eagerly. Note they did not reciprocate.

    My dick hung out in front of them; Icould almost feel invisible rays shooting from their eyes as they stared at it. Then something wonderful/awfull began to happen. It started to harden and stretch and take on a life of its own to a chorus of squeals. Damn I thought, girls squeal when they're pissed and they squeal when they're excited! By that time my cousin had waddled over to investigate. I do remember one exclaiming "gawd, lookee what HE'S got down there." My cousin was as embarrassed as she was amazed, this being relatively upscale 1980's suburbia and not the rural Appalachia of folklore. Nevertheless her insatiable female curiosity took precedence and when one of her girlfriends suggested "let's measure it" she dashed into the house and produced a ruler in about thirty seconds, remarkable for a person of her bulk running on wet concrete.

    For years afterward I could still mentally see them placing the wood ruler next to my penis without touching it, squealing yet again as they stared at my pinkish-reddened head poking somewhere just past (I recall) the 9 1/2" hash mark. Of course late at night, masturbating furiously in my teenage bedroom the mind always revises and re-scripts the situation My overweight clunky female cousin is nowhere to be found, it is just I, with the dashing, debonair seductive polish of a James Bond alone in the company of the comely blonde and sleek light brownette...slowly I lower my trunks to reveal my overwhelming organ to them... the twosome swoon, overcome with emotion and quickly slip off their skimpy bikinis...

    Man I gotta invent a time machine.
     
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    goddamn my story is in no way as good. when i was 16 a girlfriend told me there was no way i was over six. she measured it, and it was about 6 1/3 inches (same size it is now unfortunately. somehow the intial doubting hurts me more than the actual triumph that followed.
     
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    The first story was, at the very least, a fun read:)
     
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    My present girlfriend measured it with her two hands around it. When a lot of it was above her fists, I remember her saying something like, " So how does it feel to have something that big?" I said, "It feels great when you're doing the feeling." I don't think it was a real measuring experience; just her observation & my off-handed comment.
     
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    When I was in college, I was fumbling around in the dark with a girl I'd met the previous week. She had ahold of my cock with two hands and said something like "Damn, how big are you." For some reason I answered "I don't know, why don't you measure it." She reached for a light and got a ruler laying on the desk by my bed. (This was a really small dorm room.) I now know that she measured wrong (from the balls), getting over 9 inches. In fact, until I read the right way to do it some time later, I thought this was how big I was. At least she told a few people.

    I've had a few others measure me over the years. If it is spontaneous and her reaction is good, it is generally pretty hot.
     
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    my girl friend did the lipstick mouth test to see how far she could go down before measuring, she could only get the head and and she was really shocked so she got the measuring tape out and found out why. i measured to 9.5 x 7.5
     
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    Wow, what a geat memory!

    How wonderful to start life with a 'mansize' manhood!

    My first time was a little different. I had to be removed from gym class in the 8th grade, because the other guys were laughing at me in the shower. The school councilor assured me I was a late bloomer, so go on with it and don't worry.

    Senior year of high school, my time came. A girl who needed algebra II help invited me over, and this time no parents were around. It progressed, and everything was going well until I undressed. She looked like that painting "the scream", with both hands beside her face, big eyes, and her screaming, "oh, my gawwwd! What happened to the rest of it?!!"

    I was beet red, I assume, and she laughed awhile, called her best friend, and after talking they decided to measure. 1-3/4 inches, fully aroused; I didn't stay aroused long. I went home in shame, and got lots of giggles and guffaws the next few weeks at school. Word gets around.
     
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    LOL, as they say, I had to measure myself!
     
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    Had this happen two weeks ago. Went to help a girl with some math stuff, when I got there her next door neighbor (dorms) was there. They were talking about scrawny little guys, like me, having huge cocks. So they immediatly confronted me and wanted to know how big I was. I said I have never measured so they proceded to pop in a porn (damn good one too) and give me a quick handjob. Wasn't the best ever but hey I was pretty excited, two girls :) Well once I got hard they measured and had me put it away...damn Kind of a wierd night after that. I ended up going home and jacking off cause I was so horny all night.

    Side note, they both had boyfriends but were curious I guess...women :eyes:
     
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    The least they could have done after you satisfied their curiosity was finished you off!
     
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    This took place after my "adorning the Speedo" incident. Word spread fast that I was hung, so at a party, and after some drinking, the topic came up with some of the girls. We were at a guy’s house and Monica said she would show everyone her boobs if she could find out how big I was. There were like 4 guys and 3 girls. So later the girls emerged with a ruler. They proceeded to measure me and Monica kept her side of the deal. In the end, both sexes were happy.
     
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    Thats what I thought too
     
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    I would find it a turn on for a girl asking to measure? Still waiting on the day tho...
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    Any volunteers ? ? :happy:
     
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    Guys, way to go! I see girls/women haven't changed in the ensuing 19 years since my experience. Even when they PT (prick tease) it's still fun.
     
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    It was my girlfriend at the time. I had borrowed her typewriter to do my CV, she needed it back urgently so she came over first thing and I hadn't finished it yet, I was lying in as I was between jobs. I had to finish it off so basically got out of bed and started typing the last page. She was sitting next to me checking my typing. On the table was a ruler, she picked it up and gave me a really dirty look. I suddenly got really hard, I was still in my pyjamas so it was a bit unmissable. I asked if everything was ok. She just replied "that looks like a good six inches to me", I'm 6.5, she then reached in pulled me out and proceeded to measure it. She then gave me a fabulous hand job.

    My wife, years ago, got me hard in bed and then pulled her hand out in an L shape with index finger and thumb and said "is that all" (giggling). I saw her measure something once stretching her hand saying it was 8 inches so I figure she has measured someone that big at least.
     
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