One day, a Newfie had a flat tire on the interstate. So he eased his car over to the shoulder of the road, carefully got out of the car and opened the back. He took out 2 cardboard men, unfolded them and stood them at the rear of his car facing oncoming traffic. They looked so lifelike you wouldn't believe it! They were in trench coats exposing their nude bodies and private parts to the approaching drivers. To his surprise, cars started slowing down looking at his lifelike men. And of course, traffic started backing up. Everybody was tooting their horns and waving like crazy. It wasn't long before a state trooper pulled up behind him.The trooper got out of his car and started walking toward him. He could tell he was not a happy camper! 'What's going on here?' 'My car has a flat tire', he said calmly. 'Well, what the hell are those obscene cardboard men doing here on the road? He couldn't believe that the trooper didn't know. So he told him, 'Hellooooo, those are my emergency flashers!'