The Flight

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  1. dlcs

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    An airline's passenger cabin was being served by an obviously gay flight attendant, who seemed to put everyone in a good mood as he served them food and drinks.
    As the plane prepared to descend, he came swishing down the aisle and announced to the passengers, "Captain Marvey has asked me to announce that he'll be landing this big scary plane shortly, so lovely people, if you could just put your trays up, that would be super."
    On his trip back up the aisle, he noticed a well-dressed rather exotic looking woman hadn't moved a muscle. "Perhaps you didn't hear me over those big brute engines. I asked you to raise your trazy-poo, so the main man can pitty-pat us on the ground."
    She calmly turned her head and said, "In my country, I am called a Princess. I take orders from no one." To which the flight attendant replied, without missing a beat, "Well, sweet-cheeks, in my country, I'm called a Queen, so I outrank you. Tray-up, B*tch."
     
  2. Pecker

    Pecker Retired Moderator
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    Abtholutely prethiouth! :D
     
  3. GoneA

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    i read that joke in the newspaper...
     
  4. Matthew

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    Sounds like a true story to me.
     
  5. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Ithn't that thpecial.
     
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