the friendly penis

[Gisella]

I like to detailed exame "my" guys penis, balls and picture their unique details in my mind.

Dont think im envy it but just find it very fascinated and intriguing...and some of them smilies -i swear !!! :biggrin1: - like some dogs do too!

I talk to them sometimes (but not like "baby" talks- hate that) and give new names and do not like the ones already givem to them by their owners- and even had written poem to one of them too.

How many of you are like that?

And as a man, do you mind this kind of stuff ?

 

[deleted3272]

wouldent mind that at all, would be verry intresting:smile:

 

[mgtihlah]

I definitely don't like the "baby talk" thing either - but I've had some girlfriends that named mine and talked to it. Often it was quite fun - made for great foreplay. But the context has to be right, too. So it requires good communication between partners, I think.

 

[Wilde316]

If a woman wants to spend more time familurizing herself with my dick, I have no problem with that appreciation is very appreciated.

 

[Gisella]

Thank U guys!!!

:wink:

 

[LazyKing]

Hmmmm. I've never heard of any women/girl doing that. However, I would like to see it sometime. The picture in my head of a girl's face right by it, talking to it is just funny.

Do you stroke it and pat the head like a dog? "Good Penis!, Good boy!" :biggrin1:

 

[Aruba 1st]

I like to detailed exame "my" guys penis, balls and picture their unique details in my mind.

Yup.
Fairly common with gals a little after they've been broken in.

Don't think I envy it but just find it very fascinated and intriguing...

8^)

And as a man, do you mind this kind of stuff ?

Absolutely NOT !
They're are differences, but IMHO if the gal can think of it as a friend
you're both able to relax and enjoy better. Sometimes the "friend" takes
a while to get to know her. Be patient.
Keep trying.
8^)

 

[SuperPhallus]

My girl Ironheartz loves doing that to my cock. I don't mind at all! It's fun especially when I'm not particularly horny.

It's like a penile massage! Now, who's weird? Probably me. LOL

 

[Lordpendragon]

Ode to a penis

I'll tell you a short poem;
I'll try to make it quick.
You might think it quite harmless;
You might well find it sick.
The subject is quite simple:
The joy of having a dick.
Penises are super things;
You ladies should be jealous.
Ever since the early days,
When it was small and hairless;
I've looked upon that bit of flesh,
As something very precious.

It starts to grow dramatically,
When you're about thirteen.
Your testicles on either side;
Your willy in between.
When erect it's quite a sight;
A purple love machine.

It dangles neatly down below;
Obedient and loyal.
Its seeds are hidden well within;
Awaiting some fresh soil.
At the slightest hint of lust,
It's ready to uncoil.

It has a mind all of its own;
It's like a wild beast.
It squirms and writhes and stretches out;
When you expect it least.
You can't control its energy;
You must wait 'til it's ceased.
Handle it with love and care;
For it can give great pleasure.
Has it grown since last weekend?
And when did you last measure?
Still, no matter what its length;
It's something you should treasure.
Sometimes, yes, it misbehaves;
Erecting when it shouldn't.
A bumpy train ride sets it off;
Just when you wish it wouldn't.
Did that lady notice it?
You blush and hope she couldn't.
Some people fret about its size;
They give it lots of thought.
Is seven inches long enough?
It makes blokes quite distraught.
They peek across in public loos,
And try not to get caught.
Masturbating is a sin;
That's what some folk believe.
But those are just old wives' tales;
Outdated and naive.
And if you're feeling tense or stressed,
A quick wank does relieve.
Without this fabulous device,
No shag would be complete.
Lesbians will try their best;
But must admit defeat.
And what a handy tool it is,
When one needs to excrete.
The penis is quite marvelous;
It has so many uses.
For women it is special too;
Excitement it induces.
And babies can be procreated,
From its sperm-filled juices.
And always it remains with you;
Until you're old and frail.
Don't take it out in public though,
Or you'll be thrown in jail.
Just look at it and feel proud;
And thank the lord you're male.​

 

[RideRocket]

If a woman wants to spend more time familurizing herself with my dick, I have no problem with that appreciation is very appreciated.

Ditto. A girl 'worshipping' and admiring my penis makes life good. :smile:

 

[Gisella]

Hmmmm. I've never heard of any women/girl doing that. However, I would like to see it sometime. The picture in my head of a girl's face right by it, talking to it is just funny.

Do you stroke it and pat the head like a dog? "Good Penis!, Good boy!" :biggrin1:

For sure yes! He is almost always a good boy. :wink:

 

[Gisella]

Thank you guys for your posts !!!

The poem i wrote was called: " Foxy, Scoop & Ice Cream " I name my ex bf penis and his balls too...:tongue:

I dont remember all of it because gave to him and did not keept a copy...was something that just was created inside me. But it was a very sweet and sensual poem as the bf said. And kind of funny too. I was telling about my curiosity to meet the 3 of them that were hidden in maybe a hynes underweare, and the way they were sleeping and relaxing in there until a discover them by open their "tent" and they look at me surprised, we became best friends and i seduce them and they react by showering all over me and i sleept holding them...

It was written in english and you guy know that i write w many mistakes but it was a very nice poem that very much impress the guy that became my bf...:tongue: :biggrin1:

Weird or not i like and need to express myself in my own way.

 

[LazyKing]

For sure yes! He is almost always a good boy. :wink:

Hmm..now im wondering what you would do if it was a bad boy!? :tongue:

 

[Matthew]

The poem i wrote was called: " Foxy, Scoop & Ice Cream " I name my ex bf penis and his balls too...

So ... which name is for the penis and which are for the balls?

 

[Gisella]

Well, if he behaves bad he stays at his "dog" home and that's it.

 

[Gisella]

So ... which name is for the penis and which are for the balls?

Foxy is the penis because the ex bf name was Todd and the meanning of that name is Fox.

Balls are: Scoop ,the right one and Ice cream the left one....

:biggrin1: Please people im not crazy just kind of creative....:tongue:

 

[steve2727]

Do you stroke it and pat the head like a dog? "Good Penis!, Good boy!" :biggrin1:

My penis would be highly offended by this, it happens to be a girl. Her name is Cynthia

 

[Matthew]

My penis would be highly offended by this, it happens to be a girl. Her name is Cynthia

I've always found it interesting that a lot of the words for 'dick' in French and Spanish are feminine: la verga, la bitte, la queue ... what does it all mean?

 

[LazyKing]

My penis would be highly offended by this, it happens to be a girl. Her name is Cynthia

Ah crap, my bad. Give Cynthia my sincere apology. :wink: