the full "Screech" sex tape

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  1. Mackleanen Beebarf

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    I managed to get about 2 minutes into this and I had about a million things better to do with my time. That's such a desperate attempt at attention that it's sad...
     
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    Too bad he doesn't have a day job not to give up.
     
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    haha his dick was tiny
     
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    Oh boy. For this story to have a happy ending it would have had to have been for out-of-work geek actor Dustin Diamond of the TV show Saved By The Bell to be packing a major secret weapon. Imagine people going around thinking, "yeah he was a total ugly loser on the show, but with a secret cock like that he can get some major babes now."

    Alas, it's a teeny-weenie and he's still an unphotogenic loser...an unphotogenic loser that made the movie on purpose and released it thinking it would do for him what sex tapes did for Paris Hilton and Tommy Lee!
     
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    Posting this ought to be a bannable offense
     
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    Monster?!!! I've seen bigger.
    This is right up there with Britney Spears' fleur de lys publicity stunt.

    Things people do for money...:smile:
     
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    Well so much for being hung. Not. And I haven't begged for pussy that hard since I was 12. I take that back. I have never begged for pussy that hard. Never had to.
     
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    wow..... i have to go pray now
     
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    This has to have been the dullest sex tape in the history of pronograhpic cinema. He called it a monster? Was he wearing his eye glasses?
     
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    "There is less here than meets the eye."

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    Man what a liar!. That is no wear neat 10 inches! It is maybe 6-6.5 at the most.
     
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    I watched it in it's entirety... and I was like.... This video sucks.:tongue:
     
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    One of the smallest cocks I've ever seen in a porno. Very sad. If his is ten inches then...my cock is HUGE. What can I call it?

    The Doomsday Weapon...Tower Of Unprecedented Power...yeah. Then I'll make a movie with two not so photogenic girls...cos I'm cool :cool:

    But yeah...celeb pornos ARE generally bad but that was...like a pity tape. I felt sorry for him. I used to like Saved By The Bell.
     
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    Saved By The Bell was a cringe-makingly awful comedy that was too childish even for it’s market audience of imbecilic teenagers. Its only saving grace was that it starred a brace of fit young men. Screech was not one of them. HE was the main reason it was so fucking dreadful. The self-termed D-man played an irritating, ugly geekoid, whose relentless attempts to create humour induced shame and nausea. It is interesting to see that the egomaniac has ‘matured’ into an even bigger, older, uglier egomaniac whose attempts at humour still have the same emetic properties. The only thing that is remotely funny about this joker is his over-inflated estimation of the size of his under-inflated cock.

    Perhaps the reason he is so deluded about his endowment is that his pathetic pseudo machismo prevents him from getting anywhere near an image of a naked man -which might afford him a reasonable comparison- and his crude attempts at film-making suggest he’s never seen a porn movie in his life.

    Watch this video if you want to see several tedious pieces to camera interspersed by a bath time discussion about what to have for dinner; a fascinating exploration of a lingerie basket (whoa!! mind the picture of a man’s chest there); and a tame and badly shot, drunken, girl-on-girl scene followed by yet another luke-warm bath, All attended by his facile commentary.

    Don’t give up the day job donkey dick.

    Second thoughts - since you describe yourself as a comedian – Give that up as well.
     
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    I just couldn't be bothered. I fast forwarded over the bath cos that was crap then watched is piece to camera, then decided to give up on a bad job.

    He has an average cock, I've said it before when the preview came about. He's also a sleazy little prick.

    When do we get Zack's tape, huh?
     
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    You mean the one where Zach and Slater spend the evening writing an essay on the Errogenous Zones of the male body, only to begin discovering themselves?:tongue:
     
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    watching paint dry...watching Screetch think he has a bigger penis than he does in the dullest video ever...I'll watch the paint
     
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    His dick is big, but overhyped. It does look huge in the bath tub, but not in the bed. His head is gigantic. I am straight and I find the women attractive. That first condom was pretty tight.
     
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