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the full "Screech" sex tape
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jeff black
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Yah, the dick was......interesting....
Point is, the girl didn't look like she had a fucking clue how to put a condom on. Not sexy.
Wish I never watched it. Maybe if he got rid of that beard and acted as Screech, then atleast I could have gotten a good laugh out of it. This .... :crazy2:
notsmallmatt
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not a bad dick... the head is freaking huge.. and its really hard to gauge thickness from the video.. specially with that insane head wonking out perspective... it could be 6 thick but with that head its gonna look tiny...
and i dont think hes as ugly as everyone else seems to.. damn sure not as ugly as he was as a kid... i like beards though
i think you guys are too caught up in how ridiculously sad the idea behind this movie is and too caught up in the size of your own junk that youve fallen into a sort of condescension spiral... but there are better less pathetic ways to boost your own self esteem.... ya bunch of silly raving size queens!
lol
and i dont think hes as ugly as everyone else seems to.. damn sure not as ugly as he was as a kid... i like beards though
i think you guys are too caught up in how ridiculously sad the idea behind this movie is and too caught up in the size of your own junk that youve fallen into a sort of condescension spiral... but there are better less pathetic ways to boost your own self esteem.... ya bunch of silly raving size queens!
lol
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Wow, that has got to be the most boring porno I've ever watched..........and his dick is tiny.
I agree with everone above. I actually was going to try to get through the whole thing, but I could not. That was awful. He definately is only about 6-7 with a decent sized head. Those two girls were not attractive nor hot in any way.
I agree. He sounds pretty sad begging to see a titty, but his dick is certainly not tiny. It's big, but definitely not monster size like the talk on Howard Stern made it sound like.
Sad.... I usually collect Celeb. sex vids. Not always easy to get. This guy...who-ever he is, doesn't suck....he SWALLOWS!
I came across the following under the "Latest Posts" links, thinking it was a part of this Celebrity forum. It's actually a thread in the "Adult Websites" section, but it kind of relates to the "Screech" video, or the trickery or hyperbole of Hollywood.
http://www.lpsg.org/adult-websites/39429-unknown-big-ones.html#post645144
http://www.lpsg.org/adult-websites/39429-unknown-big-ones.html#post645144
I'm sure he'll consider it a small concession in the knowledge that he has contributed to THE WORLD'S GREATEST CELEBRITY SEX TAPE EVER. Who wouldn't want to lay their sacrificial lamb at the alter of the KING OF PORN?
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Pathetic and it has nothing to do with size or the fact that (yawn) is the most boring video ever. What is so sad is it is hard to belive that the man is broke. SBTB is on three hours a morning and the residual checks must be worth something. His "classmates" have all moved on to do great legitimate work.MArio has been working sssince the day it was over, Mark Paul as well, Tiffini went to 90210. PATHETIC! Not a cute kid and not a cute man!
jackaroos33
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I must confess...I really wanted to see his dick...(the dick lover that I am ...LOL) but damn...that video was sooooo disappointing...I enjoyed Paris Hilton a lot more...and yes...his dick was average...Plus he pointed the camera down at his dick so you couldn't see him fucking the girl...so I am still not 100% convinced that it was him. At any rate...watch Rob Lowe's sex tape...damn, that one sizzles....
PS
Colling Farrell's vid was another downer...you hardly saw his whole body...hardly any of his ass or dick...
Hollywood, can you please go back to making decent sex tapes?????
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Colling Farrell's vid was another downer...you hardly saw his whole body...hardly any of his ass or dick...
Hollywood, can you please go back to making decent sex tapes?????
Wouldn't it be even sadder if he was not only exaggerating the dimensions of the so called "monster" but that it didn't even belong to him??!!!!:lmao:That Idea just cracks me up!
I would love to see the Rob Lowe tape, Jackaroos,I was mad on him back in the eighties. Do you know if it can still be obtained?
Wouldn't mind Farrell either, even if it's crap, it's still Farrell.
That didn't do anything for me. I definitely didn't feel the urge to jack off while watching a few clips of that. I think with some intense editing (i.e. cutting out Screech when he is not having sex) would make the tape much more enjoyable!!!
I enjoyed Colin Ferrell tape quite a bit. I found that the girl was pretty hot. As a straight man, I was okay with not seeing that much of Colin.
I would agree but with one slight adjustment:
"....Cutting out Screech [...] would make the tape more enjoyable":biggrin1:
I've seen smaller. The head was nice, but he never seemed to really get hard. Shame he is using this to promote himself.
Wow, i never heard a guy call two naked chicks "dudes" before.
He said dude almost every 10 seconds.
He said dude almost every 10 seconds.
