The furthest distance you ever shoot your cum!

mcstang

Expert Member
Verified
Gold
Joined
Apr 23, 2011
Posts
105
Media
11
Likes
183
Points
238
Location
Omaha (Nebraska, United States)
Verification
View
Sexuality
90% Gay, 10% Straight
Gender
Male
63". First shot is typically in the 2 feet range, with the next three or four around 1 foot. I don't let it fly freely lest I have a mess to clean up on the pillow, headboard, wall, etc. I'll put a towel on my chest and hold up the end nearest my face just before launching to block the love missiles...
 

gptyeoj

Cherished Member
Joined
Aug 8, 2008
Posts
206
Media
0
Likes
285
Points
273
Location
London (Greater London, England)
Sexuality
100% Straight, 0% Gay
Gender
Male
I've never really measured but one time a funny thing happened, my wife was giving me a combination of bj and hj and when I came laying on my back her expression was like "WOW!" pretty funny.

It was a bigger and longer load than the one in my video on my gallery and that one was already a long load, so imagine!
 

BrainArc

Experimental Member
Joined
Jan 25, 2010
Posts
3
Media
0
Likes
3
Points
38
Location
Washington State
Sexuality
100% Gay, 0% Straight
Gender
Male
I was getting an awesome handjob once and when I came, it shot twice and hit the wall behind us and then hit me in the face a couple times before covering my chest, abs and his hand! He said "Holy shit! I've never seen a load that big!" Then fucked me for an hour and unloaded a gallon of his cum in my ass!
 

jdoe86

Superior Member
Joined
Jun 17, 2003
Posts
3,344
Media
177
Likes
4,014
Points
693
Location
Sunnyvale (California, United States)
Sexuality
60% Straight, 40% Gay
Gender
Male
During a recent fuck session I blasted a record load (size and distance). It was quite impressive and she was very unhappy I coated her hair with some of the thickest ejaculate known to man. If it wasn't for the headboard it would have gone 4 or 5 feet.
 

bayou113

Sexy Member
Joined
Dec 23, 2015
Posts
2
Media
11
Likes
26
Points
23
Location
Houston
Sexuality
100% Straight, 0% Gay
Gender
Male
When getting a hand job or head, I only shot about a foot or so, but when I'm doing myself and I squeeze just below head with one hand and use other to force it out I can hit the ceiling.
 
  • Like
Reactions: auncut10in

faceking

Cherished Member
Joined
Nov 14, 2004
Posts
7,426
Media
6
Likes
281
Points
208
Location
Mavs, NOR * CAL
Sexuality
100% Straight, 0% Gay
Gender
Male
334 feet (approximate)

OK, I've been gone, and am back here on LPSG, and have great backstories and saw this in the archives.

My first idea on this (approx 163 ft) was out the 14th floor window from the Hotel Serrano (nee Hotel California) in hometown San Francisco.... via a handjob (married Eurasian bird, BTW). Locals know it, and if that was you below, sorry that wasn't seagull poop, but I have always been disease free. No proof, dark anyways.

Then, it was on, like DonkeyKong ...after many creative endeavors, we trespassed my lady in international orange... Golden Gate Bridge circa 1AM. Have run across it naked in college (pre-9-11 hysteria), had to top it.

220 feet above the drink, but it was REALLY windy and cold (shocker)...and my ropes blew left pretty fast. So I will go with a random 334 feet. Bummer, another bird, from the Marina phone video'd it, but with her face watching/commentary... is in it. I want that video on my deathbed.

I'm positive that some New Yorker has me beat....or a skydiver, that can join my Suicidal Sperm Society.

There's a cable car event for another thread...only a few feet.

#suicidal_sperm

GoldenGateBridge-001.jpg
 

jr2913

Experimental Member
Joined
Apr 10, 2016
Posts
14
Media
0
Likes
16
Points
48
Sexuality
100% Straight, 0% Gay
Gender
Male
Not sure what the longest is, but around 5' is pretty typical for me? Can be annoying to clean up, but I'm not complaining too much. ;)
(some vids in my profile as proof)
 

BigBen

Superior Member
Joined
Jun 29, 2004
Posts
3,555
Media
0
Likes
5,844
Points
593
Location
United States
Sexuality
100% Straight, 0% Gay
Gender
Male
I am a regular 10 foot shooter. This is nothing compared with my friend who can go twice that. It truly is a spectacular show since it is not just one of his shots goes that far, it is many of his shots go that far.

Me too....usually my partner, bed, headboard, walls get in the way. But from time to time I do it outside sitting on the outer wall of my spa/pool with a partner and they always applaud when they hold mine up and aim me and I shoot across the spa (that seats 8-10), across the spill way wall, and way out in to the pool.
 

TheMeatyProfessor

Legendary Member
Verified
Gold
Joined
Sep 20, 2016
Posts
275
Media
13
Likes
2,130
Points
413
Location
Kentucky (United States)
Verification
View
Sexuality
80% Straight, 20% Gay
Gender
Male
Typical is chest and stomach from sitting. Furthest would be an unforgettable edge, stealth jack session. My friend was asleep in my bed. He conked out early. I ended up wanking to some porn, praying he wouldn't wake up. Edged myself to blue ball status. When I let it rip, I shot myself in the face and hair and an arc or two hit the floor behind me a few feet away. There was also a bit of dried cum in the printer tray a few feet above me.
 
D

deleted1124309

Guest
Once it reached my cheek.
It was my first time jerking with someone, and the entire day the sexual tension between us was immense.
So at night I got naked under my sheet, he removed it, saying that I was joking and so on. I ended up jerking naked on my bed, and the guy was lying down beside me. Too exciting back then.
 

auncut10in

Mythical Member
Verified
Gold
Joined
Jun 12, 2006
Posts
1,608
Media
24
Likes
25,641
Points
868
Location
San Francisco (California, United States)
Verification
View
Sexuality
100% Gay, 0% Straight
Gender
Male
I love watching guys that shoot huge amounts of cum. And distance makes it even more impressive. The most I get is my upper chest. You can see with my dick size, it is not really that far.
shooting.jpg