The Game!

[WolvesInTheThroneRoom]

Invokes the Phantom Time Hypothesis on 1999.

10 points, gives 1 to DuCow for acknowledging the superiority of Amazonius Plantian Alfalfa. :alien:

 

[B_dumbcow]

I take the toilet paper! I use the powers to summon the genie and make a wish!

I wish for a yellow card!

I get a yellow card, 15 points, and everyone else gets a complimentary apple tree.

 

[B_dumbcow]

Invokes the Phantom Time Hypothesis on 1999.

10 points, gives 1 to DuCow for acknowledging the superiority of Amazonius Plantian Alfalfa. :alien:

You get 20 for mentioning Mars I get 2 for mentioning that you mentioned Mars. :yup:

 

[Tickled Pink]

(Thanks for rescuing me cock - 33 hero points to you)

I kidnap Dc and steal his transparent toilet paper using its power to transport us all to the year 2030 where John Barrowman has become Primeminister of the UK and President of the USA and we all go round his house for a toga party.

I use my mega pink bra to tie you all together so I can have John all to myself!

20 sexy points to me for being the first one to get laid!!!!!!

 

[cockoloco]

(Thanks for rescuing me cock - 33 hero points to you)

I kidnap Dc and steal his transparent toilet paper using its power to transport us all to the year 2030 where John Barrowman has become Primeminister of the UK and President of the USA and we all go round his house for a toga party.

I use my mega pink bra to tie you all together so I can have John all to myself!

20 sexy points to me for being the first one to get laid!!!!!!

you really are up to anything to get what you want!!
60 estrogen points for being so brave!
I take John's toga and transform it in a flying carpet-toga with the burned creme brulee token and I rescue Dc and leave you one more night with John!
I however get lost and end up in France in 2030 where Carla Bruni wins the Eurovision contest (Finally!), TickledPink joins us with hot cinnamon lattes (paid by Barrowman, of course) and we all party with Carla under the Eiffel Tower.

10 extra sexy points for TP for one extra night!
30 roman points for everybody for wearing togas
3 points for me for choosing the Eiffel Tower (which belongs to TP!)

I call for a Bill Gates magic coin move and I double my points! yay!

OMG we forgot TarzanKingofMars and we left him in the white house with John Barrowman!!!

 

[B_dumbcow]

^ Keep him there. we can rescue him later.

I take 20 points for being cool

 

[cockoloco]

^ Keep him there. we can rescue him later.

I take 20 points for being cool

Ok, I say Card Swap!

my turn and I choose the Dizzy Acupuncture Specialist over the Honest Real Estate Agent/Circus Manager

I move twenty cases forward and I end up in Dubai. I give Dc a funny souvenir keychain in exchange for his 20 cool points!

better bids??

 

[WolvesInTheThroneRoom]

<-Releases album titled: Tarzan and the Swords of Mars featuring DumbCow, John Carter and Edward 'Black Prince of Wales'.

Album immediately goes multi-platinum on Mars and Earth but due to the fact that the appearance of the 'Black Prince' voids the Phantom Time hypothesis, the year 1999 reappears and Celine Dion mania knocks the album out of the Billboard Top 200.

Multiple points won and lost resulting in a final tally of 30 out of potential 200.
Band breaks up amid rumors of snorting alfalfa. :dunno:

 

[Tickled Pink]

TP goes solo and scores a number one with her single;'I'm a BBW with fantastic tits'.

We all return to 2008 using the royalty cheque and the blue polar bear card acquired from the souvenier shop at the Eiffel Tower and end up in Dc's field where we play hunt the rabbit hole.

10 sexy points to me for using the word 'tits' in a sentence.

 

[cockoloco]

TP goes solo and scores a number one with her single;'I'm a BBW with fantastic tits'.

We all return to 2008 using the royalty cheque and the blue polar bear card acquired from the souvenier shop at the Eiffel Tower and end up in Dc's field where we play hunt the rabbit hole.

10 sexy points to me for using the word 'tits' in a sentence.

that's actually 13 points because they're Fantastic Tits

I remove the Claustrophobic Snake Enchanter from Oslo and place him in a stucked elevator, earning me 3 points and allowing me to go to the next level, off to the Hospital!

 

[Tickled Pink]

Me and Dc come and visit you in hospital bringing the recycled toilet paper to cure your little rash.

And being a little rash we all go to the top of Everest and wangle a invite to the Yeti's Birthday party where an orgy commences culminating with the use of the lilac washing line of Doom!!!

Minus ten points for endangering the world!

 

[Tickled Pink]

Hello! I am stuck at the top of Everest!!!

 

[cockoloco]

OMG! sorry we were off to Ibiza to catch purple jellyfishes for extra points!
I use the magic shells I got at the beach to battle your hypothermia and we go to the BBC in our quest to take over the administration using the orange highlighters to neuter the samurai receptionist.

however we get stuck in 3rd floor with the Obsessive Compulsive Personal Assistant, but we manage to get to the next level after all (a little bit of liquid paper in her coffee does it all...)

We reach next level!!! Human resources department...

 

[Tickled Pink]

The OCPA has followed us to the HR dept and sexually assults the howler monkey dept head - we all lose 23 furry points and get banished to Channel 4!!!

I escape to The Red Rose pub by using my hot chocolate with cream card to conteract the wibble watching hyenas guarding the door and order myself a nice G & T!

100 drinking points to me!!!:tongue:

 

[Tickled Pink]

I'[''m stiiilll drinkkkin G n Pss sorrry T's - is annnyoone gonna resscccccccccccccccu me%8/da!!:tongue:

 

[Catchoftheday]

It looks like you are playing with yoself Pink:veryhappy:

 

[B_dumbcow]

Cow comes back! Claims 3000 welcoming points, rescues tickled pink and gives catch a get out of jail free card!

 

[Tickled Pink]

Yipee

10,000 hero points for DC for rescuing me we all go down the Pink Fly Club to celebrate and end up in a helicopter on its way to the Artic.

Damn, minus 50 points for bad map reading!!!

 

[B_Morning_Glory]

:dunno:

 

[B_dumbcow]

I take tickled pink to France and we enjoy garlic bread and go up the Eiffel Tower!

300 elevation points for us both, as well as 20 taken off for our bad breath.