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so you think (yes, YOU! Dc and Tp!) you'll get away with that little alone trip without me just like that huh?

I play my crackwhore Mary Poppins impersonator card :eek: (yes, I had it all the time!) and steal your garlic bread and replace it by snails in rhubarb gravy and you have to eat it before descending the Eiffel Tower!!! so there, you're trapped!
*evil laugh*

ok, I really can't stand it anymore and run crying like Dakota Fanning in The War of the Words towards you and we hug :hug:

While having our compulsory Louvre Tour (it seems you have to when you eat garlic bread at the Eiffel...) we discover Dan Brown trying to steal some paintings supposedly for 'research'. We beat him up, thus saving the chefs d'oeuvre and preventing paris from overcrowding yet again because of another of his best sellers...

extra points for saving Paris! (and not Hilton!)
less 5 points for naming Paris Hilton (dammit! yet again!)

56 gifted vocal chords points for me for naming dakota fanning screaming
 

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I leave Paris and travel to my lovely Bristol, and eat popcorn whilst watching a movie.

I then save Paris Hilton and Britney Spears from rehab and chat to Peaches Geldof about the weather.

200 bonus points for getting Peaches to talk about the weather!
And a further 20 rehab points, awarding myslf with a get out of rehab free card!
 

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Unfortunately Amy Winehouse steals your get out of rehab free card, and your wallet - minus 50 points for being back in black!!! lol

Cocko and I come and take you out on our turquoise three-wheeler motorbike to a pinic in Hyde Park where we meet Gandalf and Dumbledore who invite us to Eurodisney for the weekend.

123 points to me for naming two wizards!!!
 

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OMG! You forgot to add 3 secrecy points for Dumbledore being closeted!!!

Mickey Mouse suggests to go on an acid trip along with cinderella, to which we refuse and we are chased out of Disney by infuriated dwarves, fairies and Goofy.

We, however, manage to steal aladdin's magic carpet and we're off to Egypt!!!
 

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And off to Egypt we go but due to my terrible map reading we end up in Blackpool - no problem we have a brill weekend and have to spend the next week in bed getting over it!!!

- 200 points for bad map reading and multiple hangovers!!!!!!
 

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I am the latest to enter the game, so I win!

Everyone else loses all of their points.

I get to use the wand and have 100,000 points to spare for the next level.

Everybody is punished and must say something nice about me.
 

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I am the latest to enter the game, so I win!

Everyone else loses all of their points.

I get to use the wand and have 100,000 points to spare for the next level.

Everybody is punished and must say something nice about me.

Ferdinando is such a cool person, it's unbelievable!

However, what he doesn't know is that I have the Instant Coffee token and if I match it with my Smelly Red Banana Card, I don't lose any points!

I'll place my three-legged horse in the purple candy castle an request 600 sugar points.
 

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I'm gonna use my secret peppermint tea flavoured rubber gloves to program the sat-nav to take us to Hogwarts for dinner with Voldamort.

I win 3 oranges and a cheesy twister to help me on my way to freedom.
 

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I have just read the whole of this thread and could not stop laughing! Why did we stop?

BTW I still have the strawberry-flavoured whoopie cushion card so 12 points for me!!
 

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The Doctor arrives in the TARDIS and promises to take e away from all the shit in the world if I give him a blow job and find a pink Emu drinking Pina Colada...

(23.5 points for mentioning the TARDIS)