so you think (yes, YOU! Dc and Tp!) you'll get away with that little alone trip without me just like that huh?
I play my crackwhore Mary Poppins impersonator card
(yes, I had it all the time!) and steal your garlic bread and replace it by snails in rhubarb gravy and you have to eat it before descending the Eiffel Tower!!! so there, you're trapped!
*evil laugh*
ok, I really can't stand it anymore and run crying like Dakota Fanning in The War of the Words towards you and we hug :hug:
While having our compulsory Louvre Tour (it seems you have to when you eat garlic bread at the Eiffel...) we discover Dan Brown trying to steal some paintings supposedly for 'research'. We beat him up, thus saving the chefs d'oeuvre and preventing paris from overcrowding yet again because of another of his best sellers...
extra points for saving Paris! (and not Hilton!)
less 5 points for naming Paris Hilton (dammit! yet again!)
56 gifted vocal chords points for me for naming dakota fanning screaming