the geek and the porn shop

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  1. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    So a geek walks into a porn shop and asks the young lady behind the counter for an inflatable doll.
    "Would you like male or female?" she asked
    "Female,please." the geek replied embarrassed like
    "Would you prefer black or white,sir?"
    "White,please" the man answered quickly.
    "And would you prefer Christian or Muslim?" The saleslady asked.
    "What has religion got to do with it?!" the exasperated geek demanded. "It's just an inflatable doll!"
    "Well," the countergirl explained,"the Muslim one blows itself up!"
     
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    :lmao:

    I'll be laughing all day! Thanx!
     
  3. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    Anytime there, Pal! Glad i could help make your day a little more humorous.:biggrin:
     
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    LOL... love it mate!
     
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    Last time i heard that one i fell off my dinosaur
     
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    How dare you call me a dinosaur!:mad:!
     
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    Ha!:irked: Better than anything you've posted, chump.:fu:
     
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    LOL
     
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    Do not argue with an idiot. You will drag me down to your level and beat me with experience
     
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    Muslim =/= terrorist.

    Thanks for showing your bigotry, Chuck.
     
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    He is two faced this is the same ju&k that call me one
    I hope he learned from his parents' mistakes - and uses birth control
     
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    FOr clarity, this was NOT intended to be a bigoted joke, despite GILLETTE'S and BUSTERHYMAN'S replies. Anyone who did take it as one, I apologize.
    Also, I'd like to out tho, as well, that, if indeed I do possess some hypocrisy as BUSTERHYMAN pointed out, then at least I have the decency to own up to it and not berate other people. But, I'm not going to get into a pissing match with anyone over a one time faux pas.
    Like I said, I meant no harm, my bad if people took it the wrong way.

    'NUFF SAID.
     
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    That joke is not funny and the fact that you chose to post it says so much about who you are.
     
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    Hey, LOOK, I just already said over the course of two days time that I regretted posting this, and that this isn't typical of me. And I don't think you've been here long enough to judge me that quickly when you don't know me. And for you to think one simple STUPID JOKE, Yeah I admit wholeheartedly makes my whole character is arrogant if not sanctimonious. I said I regretted it once, I'm not doing it again.
     
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    i think it is funny thats the way i took it
     
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    That's unusual, since the majority of replies have been accusing me of being bigoted; it's not the truth, just a dumb bad joke.
     
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    i think hypocrite is a fiting name after he slamed me for the same thing.......
     
  18. MASSIVEPKGO_CHUCK

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    You know, BUSTERHYMAN, at least when I make a mistake like this, I have the integrity to apologize about it, rather than berate others in my thread, like YOU did in your Gay Muslim thread.
    Think about that one, huh?
     
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    postes 10/30/2010
    Yes i did that why i said i was sorry and i will say it again only human....
    Some times i f-c# up what more can i do???
    For got to delete and put in Teliban Was asked to repost after i deleted it tuesday by other member well use bad jugement on my part again i am true sorry....

    Let me clear this i posted it and delete it..... Then was asked to reposet it.....
    Will try my best not let it happen again..... I tryed to say i was sorry to Massivepkgo but that did not help.....Now i will let this lye
    see more of your LIES
     
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    I found this FUNNY! and anyone that thinks otherwise does not have a sense of humor. Its a JOKE, laugh about it and go on with your life. if you dont like it, nobody said you have to read it. and Im still laughing about it, just for the record.
     
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