The genius behind the stupidity

[B_NineInchCock_160IQ]

YouTube - George W. Bush's speechwriter


Haven't seen this posted here before.

 

[DC_DEEP]

Oh, my, Ryan. That's hysterical. I always loved the "put food on your family" speech.

Hmm, I wonder if Andy is also writing Condi's presentations when she is visiting other countries, speaking with their ministers and cabinets and parliaments.....

 

[D_Gunther Snotpole]

YouTube - George W. Bush's speechwriter
Haven't seen this posted here before.

That's brilliant, Ryan.
Thanks for posting it.

 

[Gillette]

Loved it.

I can almost imagine some truth in this. Between teleprompters and those anchorman earpieces how does he manage to screw these things up?

Perhaps if they'd let a ventriloquist stick his hand up there and speak for him he would come across more intelligently.

 

[Nitrofiend]

I love Arianna Huffington . Did you know Andy Dick's bisexual? And a cokehead? Bit 'o' trivia there.

 

[trufitjock]

Good One !!

 

[dreamer20]

Well done Ryan. i loved it.

 

[jakeatolla]

Andy Dick . The most aptly named person on the planet.

 

[dcwrestlefan]

he said i need to put food on my family. ok. i'll be patriotic and keep that in mind at thanksgiving. when they ask why, i'll tell em the president told me to do it. :smile:

 

[DC_DEEP]

Hahahah, dcwrestlefan. Do it. Just make sure the mashed potatoes are really hot. Then, when someone gets injured, you can file a frivolous lawsuit ("There was no warning label on this dangerous product"), win in one of our "idiot-courts," and get a million-dollar settlement.

By the way, I'll have to PM you my "barbecued ribs" story sometime. I think you would like it.

 

[SpeedoGuy]

Won't get fooled again.

 

[joyboytoy79]

In rebuttal, all i have to say is... <silence>... <more silence>... <lone cricket chirping>... <still more silence>... uhm... Yeah, i guess that about does it.

 

[DC_DEEP]

In rebuttal, all i have to say is... <silence>... <more silence>... <lone cricket chirping>... <still more silence>... uhm... Yeah, i guess that about does it.

Haw haw, you said "rebuttal." Isn't that also known as "joyboytoy sex, round 2"?

 

[dcwrestlefan]

Hahahah, dcwrestlefan. Do it. Just make sure the mashed potatoes are really hot. Then, when someone gets injured, you can file a frivolous lawsuit ("There was no warning label on this dangerous product"), win in one of our "idiot-courts," and get a million-dollar settlement.

By the way, I'll have to PM you my "barbecued ribs" story sometime. I think you would like it.

yeh, i hear ya. i dropped a mickey d's french fry in my car once because it was not placed just right in the bag. when i picked it up, my back got a pain in it. shoulda sued em.

please include a recipe for the ribs. mmmmm.