The Geography of Women

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    Between the ages of 15 - 20 a woman is like Africa.
    She is half discovered, half wild .

    Between the ages of 20 - 30 a woman is like America.
    Fully discovered and scientifically perfect.

    Between the ages of 30 - 35, she is like India & Japan.
    Very hot, wise and beautiful !!!!!!!!!

    Between the ages of 35 - 40 a woman is like France.
    She is half destroyed after the war but still desirable.

    Between the ages of 40 - 50 she is like Germany.
    She lost the war but not the hope.

    Between the ages of 50 - 60 she is like Russia.
    Very wide, very quiet but nobody goes there.

    Between the ages of 60 - 70 a woman is like England.
    With a glorious past but no future.

    After 70, they become Siberia.
    Everyone knows where it is, but no one wants to go there.
     
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