have you ever thought about giving somebody your gallery?
imagine a scenario like Honey, it's Christmas time and I wanna give you something truly unforgettable: a photographic gallery of my cock.
or, Mummy, daddy, I know that an embroidered centrepiece would be more appropriate, but for your silver wedding I have found something really special: look, it's an interactive portfolio of my penis!
seriously, don't you get bored of those Men's Health, Cosmopolitan, GQ, Vanity Fair perfect xmas gifts list?
imagine a scenario like Honey, it's Christmas time and I wanna give you something truly unforgettable: a photographic gallery of my cock.
or, Mummy, daddy, I know that an embroidered centrepiece would be more appropriate, but for your silver wedding I have found something really special: look, it's an interactive portfolio of my penis!
seriously, don't you get bored of those Men's Health, Cosmopolitan, GQ, Vanity Fair perfect xmas gifts list?