the girl

[cenzo9899]

im 26 and really like this receptionist at my work
and she's always smiling at me and blushing every time i pass by
i want to impress her when i ask her out
im an average guy, working out hard for 4 months now, medium built
im new here and was wondering how u got ur "family jewels" so big?
im 100% straight, so not looking for any gay shit or flirting
do u guys use pills or what?
which r the best out there ?

 

[D_o0ro0tplty]

Ok, just a few things.

What does making your family jewels bigger have to do with the receptionist? Are you gonna walk by her desk with your dick out? Or fuck her on the first date like a true gentleman?

I'm also straight, but I found it kind of offensive that you have to post you don't want "gay shit or flirting." Why would you assume people would even hit on you?

Anyways, I was born with my dick. Don't really think you can do much to stretch it out...

 

[cenzo9899]

Ok, just a few things.

I'm also straight, but I found it kind of offensive that you have to post you don't want "gay shit or flirting." Why would you assume people would even hit on you?
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i didnt mean to be offensive and im truly srry for those who took it that way

i jus noticed that alot of guys on here say they are...

 

[D_William Fuckner]

you are either born with a big dick, or you aren't there isn't any way to make your dick any bigger. Some people claim you can make it marginally larger by weird exercises, but i'm not sure if that helps erect length. PS, family jewels refers to the testicles.

 

[Badassboy1]

i was one to say fuck P.E too but it do work u just have to keep at it so go for it..

 

[B_Glib]

Um, I didn't make them big, they grew big : \