the girls are finding out and they're talking

[D_Yotonne Yogurtcannon]

^^^
Why dont you just convert to one of those religions that allow multiple wives.
Problem solved!

Fourth Sura of the Koran states you aer allowed to have as many wives as you can support financially. I love Dragons too, did you see what I posted in the fiction section?

 

[Daisy]

Way to go bro. I like totally know how this goes. Girls be all up on my junk, I'm just like bow! and their like Ooooh, and I'm like yeah, and there like uh huh, and I'm like mmhmm. Its an awesome feeling dude bro, bro dude.

People don't generally get your sense of humor..lol. this is hilarious!
:biggrin1:

 

[big_tits4big_dicks]

Way to go bro. I like totally know how this goes. Girls be all up on my junk, I'm just like bow! and their like Ooooh, and I'm like yeah, and there like uh huh, and I'm like mmhmm. Its an awesome feeling dude bro, bro dude.

Ok, that made me laugh. And Pokey is your avater. Pokey's best friends were Prickel and Goo. WGF was up with that show?

 

[D_Yotonne Yogurtcannon]

dude brah, brah dude, keep flexing those muscles on the truth, if I were lying why would I lie to you? can't something be beautiful too? oh boo-hoo you gotta fight over the inter-webs, WORLD WIDE.

 

[helgaleena]

Ok, that made me laugh. And Pokey is your avater. Pokey's best friends were Prickel and Goo. WGF was up with that show?

Those guys were psychedelic and way ahead of their time. Clokey ftw and the OP is trolling to get people to read his fics. They would be nice with dragons too.

 

[Tattooed Goddess]

I thought this message PierreMarie sent me a while back was gold:

Hello Madame,

I am wondering if and when you would like to get a webcam conversation going..... I would love to watch you masturbate and masturbate with you.

perlanpanpan is a child slang for "magic dust"in French. it's not a real word, but when I was bad as a little kid my mother would say, "Did you get in the perlanpanpan?" Meaning, did you just do crack?

Mwah,
Pierre

I'm seriously thinking Pierre has been snorting the perlanpanpan...

 

[D_Yotonne Yogurtcannon]

When I was little my baby sitters said that whatever woman got me was a very lucky girl.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vgA6pe8Ho8

ah well tho, the Brazilian girl from this thread has basically stolen my heart. She scared the other girls off, is breaking off her relationships, as am I. I'm pretty much done, settlig into this life here, only thing is that she's far away right now. oh so sad.

 

[ColoradoGuy]

You posted in the wrong section,click on the link below

http://www.lpsg.org/fictitious-stories/

Priceless.

 

[D_Yotonne Yogurtcannon]

Priceless.

Two bottles of wine and I got to fuck the Serbian girl in public. The crowd asked us for a bottle opener after we finished. Fourteen fucking witnesses.

Seriously, Colorado Guy, envious? Now go crawl back in your dark little hate holes, haters.

 

[B_dxjnorto]

Two bottles of wine and I got to fuck the Serbian girl in public. The crowd asked us for a bottle opener after we finished. Fourteen fucking witnesses.

Begs more questions than it answers. Who got the wine? The Serbian or the crowd? Were the fourteen witnesses fucking? And who did they fuck? And how? And how high? :mischievous:

 

[deleted136887]

I thought this thread would have died a natural death by now.
The OP is obviously a stud to be reckoned with, and a world traveler as well. Hope he does not make it to my hometown and fuck ALL the girls....I mean what would locals do?Lock up your wives and daughters.

 

[B_dxjnorto]

what would locals do?

We know what they would do. It's what they would say that we would all worry about.

 

[ColoradoGuy]

Two bottles of wine and I got to fuck the Serbian girl in public. The crowd asked us for a bottle opener after we finished. Fourteen fucking witnesses.

Seriously, Colorado Guy, envious? Now go crawl back in your dark little hate holes, haters.

Well, of course I'm envious. If I had your imagination, I might be the next great king of summer novels. You should consider sending all of this into Penthouse Forum. They print fiction too, but you might get $25 if they publish your work.

Just saying.