the girls are finding out and they're talking

Daisy

Loved Member
Joined
Jun 2, 2009
Posts
4,742
Media
0
Likes
554
Points
258
Location
California (United States)
Sexuality
No Response
Gender
Female
Way to go bro. I like totally know how this goes. Girls be all up on my junk, I'm just like bow! and their like Ooooh, and I'm like yeah, and there like uh huh, and I'm like mmhmm. Its an awesome feeling dude bro, bro dude.

People don't generally get your sense of humor..lol. this is hilarious!
:biggrin1:
 

big_tits4big_dicks

Experimental Member
Joined
May 28, 2010
Posts
445
Media
0
Likes
5
Points
51
Location
L.A, city of madness,
Sexuality
100% Straight, 0% Gay
Gender
Female
Way to go bro. I like totally know how this goes. Girls be all up on my junk, I'm just like bow! and their like Ooooh, and I'm like yeah, and there like uh huh, and I'm like mmhmm. Its an awesome feeling dude bro, bro dude.

Ok, that made me laugh. And Pokey is your avater. Pokey's best friends were Prickel and Goo. WGF was up with that show?
 

helgaleena

Sexy Member
Joined
Sep 8, 2006
Posts
5,475
Media
7
Likes
43
Points
193
Location
Wisconsin USA
Sexuality
50% Straight, 50% Gay
Gender
Female
Ok, that made me laugh. And Pokey is your avater. Pokey's best friends were Prickel and Goo. WGF was up with that show?


Those guys were psychedelic and way ahead of their time. Clokey ftw and the OP is trolling to get people to read his fics. They would be nice with dragons too.
 

Tattooed Goddess

Worshipped Member
Verified
Gold
Joined
Oct 17, 2007
Posts
14,088
Media
70
Likes
20,565
Points
668
Location
United States
Verification
View
Sexuality
60% Straight, 40% Gay
Gender
Female
I thought this message PierreMarie sent me a while back was gold:

Hello Madame,

I am wondering if and when you would like to get a webcam conversation going..... I would love to watch you masturbate and masturbate with you.

perlanpanpan is a child slang for "magic dust"in French. it's not a real word, but when I was bad as a little kid my mother would say, "Did you get in the perlanpanpan?" Meaning, did you just do crack?

Mwah,
Pierre

I'm seriously thinking Pierre has been snorting the perlanpanpan...
 

D_Yotonne Yogurtcannon

Experimental Member
Joined
Jun 7, 2010
Posts
95
Media
0
Likes
7
Points
43
When I was little my baby sitters said that whatever woman got me was a very lucky girl.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3vgA6pe8Ho8

ah well tho, the Brazilian girl from this thread has basically stolen my heart. She scared the other girls off, is breaking off her relationships, as am I. I'm pretty much done, settlig into this life here, only thing is that she's far away right now. oh so sad.
 

B_dxjnorto

Expert Member
Joined
Apr 22, 2006
Posts
6,876
Media
0
Likes
200
Points
193
Location
Southwest U.S.
Sexuality
69% Gay, 31% Straight
Gender
Male
Two bottles of wine and I got to fuck the Serbian girl in public. The crowd asked us for a bottle opener after we finished. Fourteen fucking witnesses.
Begs more questions than it answers. Who got the wine? The Serbian or the crowd? Were the fourteen witnesses fucking? And who did they fuck? And how? And how high? :mischievous:
 
D

deleted136887

Guest
I thought this thread would have died a natural death by now.
The OP is obviously a stud to be reckoned with, and a world traveler as well. Hope he does not make it to my hometown and fuck ALL the girls....I mean what would locals do?Lock up your wives and daughters.
 

ColoradoGuy

Legendary Member
Verified
Gold
Joined
Dec 21, 2009
Posts
1,170
Media
35
Likes
1,466
Points
308
Location
Denver (Colorado, United States)
Verification
View
Gender
Male
Two bottles of wine and I got to fuck the Serbian girl in public. The crowd asked us for a bottle opener after we finished. Fourteen fucking witnesses.

Seriously, Colorado Guy, envious? Now go crawl back in your dark little hate holes, haters.

Well, of course I'm envious. If I had your imagination, I might be the next great king of summer novels. You should consider sending all of this into Penthouse Forum. They print fiction too, but you might get $25 if they publish your work.

Just saying.