The goblin

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  1. Pecker

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    One morning a woman is walking out her front door when she notices a strange little man in her rose garden.

    "You're a goblin," she says, "I caught you and you owe me three wishes!".

    "OK, you caught me fair and square, what's your first wish?"

    The woman stops and thinks for a second, "I want a huge mansion to live in."

    "OK, you've got it.".

    The woman again thinks it over, "My second wish is a Mercedes."

    "OK, you've got that too."

    "My last wish is a million dollars," she says triumphantly.

    "OK, you've got it. But to make your wishes come true you have to have sex all night with me."

    The next morning he wakes the woman up.

    "Tell me," he asks her, "how old are you?"

    "I'm 37", she replies

    "Imagine that - 37 and you still believe in goblins"
     
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