The Good Doctor Knows...

Discussion in 'Sex With a Large Penis' started by VoyeurEx, Sep 13, 2009.

  1. VoyeurEx

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    A friend of mine went to the sleep center to be tested for sleeping disorder! He said the doctor told him to open his mouth so he could check out his...SOMEthing or other.

    But then, the doctor asked him an odd question: "Do you perform ORAL SEX on MEN?"

    My friend was like, "I'm SORRY..."

    And the doctor repeated his question stating that he could tell because my friend has a SMALL MOUTH but a VERY FAT TONGUE!

    I mean, :eek: is it REALLY POSSIBLE for someone to determine by examining the mouth if someone SUCKS DICK????

    THAT'S SCARY...because I'D HATE to see what they'd say about ME!!!!

    "You have an exceptionally large mouth and once you OPEN IT, there seems to be NOTHING but a VAST EXPANSE OF BLACKNESS!!!! Did YOU suck SHANE DIESELS' DICK?!?!?!?!
     
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    Personally, if this is a real story, the doctor was speaking VERY inappropriately. Like, I'm stunned. I woul have slapped him with a sexual harassmet lawsuit.
     
  3. VoyeurEx

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    A friend of mine told this story last night, as a matter of fact! He was NOT HIGH and had NOT been DRINKING!!!!
     
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    And that's completely fine... I just think it's insane that a doctor would say something like that, so bluntly.

    My personal opinion... I don't think the size of your mouth or how your tongue is positioned has any bearing on your dick sucking preferences/skills. I've seen women with a big tongue suck dick often, as well as ones with small tongues, small lips, etc.
     
  5. B_AZBiGuy

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    Jeff - I'd like to test your theory... wanna examine my mouth? :wink:
     
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