A friend of mine went to the sleep center to be tested for sleeping disorder! He said the doctor told him to open his mouth so he could check out his...SOMEthing or other. But then, the doctor asked him an odd question: "Do you perform ORAL SEX on MEN?" My friend was like, "I'm SORRY..." And the doctor repeated his question stating that he could tell because my friend has a SMALL MOUTH but a VERY FAT TONGUE! I mean, is it REALLY POSSIBLE for someone to determine by examining the mouth if someone SUCKS DICK???? THAT'S SCARY...because I'D HATE to see what they'd say about ME!!!! "You have an exceptionally large mouth and once you OPEN IT, there seems to be NOTHING but a VAST EXPANSE OF BLACKNESS!!!! Did YOU suck SHANE DIESELS' DICK?!?!?!?!