The Goofus & Gallant game

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  1. earllogjam

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    Gallant is the good son and Goofus is the bad son - harking back to the Highlight Magazine series I always read at the dentist office waiting room.

    Goofus & Gallant game

    1. Take the activity topic from the previous poster.

    2. Tell us what Gallant would do then tell us what Goofus would do.

    3. Give an activity topic for the next poster.


    Example:

    Post A: Going to church

    Post B: Gallant- is proud to be an alter boy and goes to church regularly.

    Goofus- takes money from the collection plate and buys candy.

    Next activity topic: Washing the car

    Now the next poster gives their version of what Goofus and Gallant would do.
     
  2. Pecker

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    Gallant washes and waxes the car, right down to the engine.

    Goofus takes the car off-roading in the mud.

    Meeting a stranger at a party.
     
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    Gallant offers the stranger a drink,

    Goofus also offers the stranger a drink but spills it down her cleavage on purpose then cleans up the mess with his hand.

    - Sunbathing on a nudist beach.
     
  4. earllogjam

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    Gallant proudly displays his 6 inch thick soft penis while laying peacefully on his back.

    Goofus paints his monster weiner with zinc oxide and approaches all females on the beach asking if they want to play Pinocchio.

    - Going to the dentist.
     
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    Gallant opens wide.

    Goofus spits.

    Listening to Don Imus.
     
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    Gallant goes and lynches Mr. Imus.

    Goofus turns Gallant into the police.

    Getting a massage.
     
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