slass: Hi all. My penis is 9 cm tumescent and just a little unmeasurable knob flaccid. (9 cm is about 3.5", for you Americans.) I'm 27 and I've only ever slept with one person, a female, in my life, when I was 24; she laughed and called it "cute." Two weeks into our relationship I found out she was also sleeping with her boss though. When I confronted her she called me pathetic and after having made me retrieve a CD I borrowed from her I never saw her again, or the CD she had borrowed from me. In high school boys used to call me Knobby and I don't think it was because of my nose. I also, once, attempted cam-to-cam cybersex with a girl, when I was 21, but after the initial "lol" I went soft and couldn't get it up again. Due to the wondrous psychological mechanism known as overcompensation I am very intelligent. Knowing a lot of words and higher mathematics can make people go "Oh..." but I've yet to meet someone go "Oh!" Once, again, at the age of 23, after having imbibed a bottle of tequila by my lonesome, I attempted to castrate myself with a pair of scissors. It didn't work. Naturally, I'm a masoschist, having a perverted death wish and all; that's the only reason why I peruse forums like this. I can't take charge, I can't make decisions, the only time I am not in a state of anxious panic is when I am unhappily depressed and numbed down with apathy. I hope this helps. I feel very bad for all of you who are worried about your largeness.