The Greatest Gay of All Time

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I'm sorry to say this, but due to the difference between my "exxagerated, uncommon, not normal" sex drive and that of my girlfriend and all the women I know, I have decided that in the next life I will be a gay.
but not an average, even tempered, self controlled homosexual.
I will be the Greatest Gay Man of All Time, yes.
 

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history, psychology, religion...
are you trying to teach me that in my next life I could be frizzle?

If that statement was meant for me, conchis, then no, not at all.

I'm saying that if YOU return as a gay man, then I want to as well so I can molest you.....:tongue:
 
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I guess you fail to realize that not all gay men are fucking machines but that this is a pretty common stereotype. I was conversing with an early 40 year old gay friend of mine, and he was expressing how there was lack of partners. I told him if he was straight he would have the same problem except stereotypically he would be married with kids.
 

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Huh? Maybe i misunderstood you but did you say you wanted to come back as the greatest gay of all time, be carefull what you pray for, so let me ask you this, you want to come back as liberachy?:cool:


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Wise words from a Poxy Moron.... Work through your issues around sexuality, hiding from them merely makes you seem insecure, uneducated and banal.

In fact don't, stay the narrow minded bigot you seem to be...

I think I will if keeps me from making stupid pun jokes like you. And of course, anyone who isn't gay or doesn't agree with it is obviously insecure or a closet homo.
 

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hey, lafever, did you mean Liberace, that fat rococo pianist?
don't you really have another corpse available?
 

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Yes conchis, i believe you are correct as sometimes i just guess how to spell. :smile: Thank you for the correction. Actually i`m not really sure now. Will someone help us out here?


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... And of course, anyone who isn't gay or doesn't agree with it is obviously insecure or a closet homo.


No but the insecure narrow minded, immature types who feel the need to so assertively make intolerant and offensive remarks it can be said generally have issues. Lack of understanding in so young a person makes me sad, I had thought that society was moving forward- you put it back thirty+ years with your ignorance.

Now; like you're Mother told you- if you can't say anything nice- shut the fuck up!
 

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