The Handie - handjob masturbation glove ??

[Daisy]

I don't have a penis but this doesn't look like it would even remotely feel good if you jerked off with it??

The Handie | The All-In-One Finishing Tool For Men

 

[MickeyLee]

i was gonna go with a Michael Caine reference......


boys are weird

 

[Gothedrill]

thats never getting any where near my dick!

 

[svrocks]

I'm sticking with my hands and lube, thank you very much.

 

[Brisler]

Lobotomies for everyone!

 

[StaffnRod]

My-my Ms. Daisy our OP- you do have a twisty yet lovable perspective;
:lmao: just send us $2300 , & you too can be a 'Handie' man.
I guess their biz model is built on the premise, Fools are truly born everyday!
(;>

 

[MisterVIP]

Where do you find this stuff? Terrible idea. It just looks freakishly bizarre and uncomfortable, for hand AND junk.

For some reason it reminds me of this:
http://thestrategicretreat.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/powerglovead.jpg

 

[deleted871301]

I don't have a penis but this doesn't look like it would even remotely feel good if you jerked off with it??

The Handie | The All-In-One Finishing Tool For Men

That thing is not coming anywhere near my dick

 

[deleted871301]

Where do you find this stuff? Terrible idea. It just looks freakishly bizarre and uncomfortable, for hand AND junk.

For some reason it reminds me of this:
http://thestrategicretreat.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/powerglovead.jpg

Robo-Jack???

 

[Diysgog]

Its like The Powerglove for your cock!

 

[646791]

For only $200 you could be a product tester. None of them have sold.
I doubt this gets funded.

 

[LargeSide]

I saw this the other day and can only assume the creators have gotten tired of masturbating the traditional way and want to "spice it up" in a terrible way.

Also, there is no way anybody who has ever had sex would come up with this idea or buy this.

 

[EllieP]

That is scary as sin! But I think the spit valve is a neat idea.

 

[Shackleford]

Da fuck? Who comes up with this stuff?

That thing would never do for me. I don't hold my junk like that when I'm whacking, and if I did, I'd need to use my other hand along with it anyway.

 

[InsaneJester]

I don't have a penis but this doesn't look like it would even remotely feel good if you jerked off with it??

The Handie | The All-In-One Finishing Tool For Men

To me the only acceptable use for this glove would be repeatedly bitch slapping whoever designed it.

Maybe we could get them to invent a robotic hand for "testing purposes" and then outsource the repeated slapping to said hand.

Seems like a fun science project.

 

[submit452]

I'm sticking with my hands and lube, thank you very much.

Amen I'd rather lube up and stick my dick in a shop vac it would be more comfy than that shit